{"title": "\"Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten\" Kabarett, satirisch, bissig mit Musik", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Stadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Wendenschloßstr. 103-105 12557", "price": "€25.00 / reduced: €20.00", "price_from": "25.00", "price_to": "25.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music"], "description": "A satirical, biting cabaret programme with music about Berlin and Berliners – and about what Köpenickers, Saxons, Swabians or members of parliament think of each other. It is performed and sung by Dagmar Jaeger, Sabine Matthes, Uwe Karpa and Olaf Schülke, with Bernd Wefelmeyer at the piano, who also wrote the book and music; the lyrics are by Ensikat, Ristock and Rascher. Berlin hits such as “Koffer in Berlin” are sure to feature.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/berlin-berliner-am-berlinsten-kabarett-satirisch-bissig-mit-34318/", "official_url": "", "image": "", "dates": [{"start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Stadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Wendenschloßstr. 103-105 12557", "tickets": ""}], "similar": [{"title": "Kabarett \"Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten\"", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Hauptmanns-Klub 103,5", "address": "Wendenschloßstraße 103-105, 12557 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/event/jan-uwe-rogge-matthias-jung-chill-mal-erziehungskabarett-berliner-kabarett-theater-die-wuehlmaeuse-20668838/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "music"], "description": "\"Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten\" is a cabaret programme with music. It promises satirical and biting entertainment. The event takes place at the Stadttheater Köpenick. No further details about the performers are given.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kabarett-berlin-berliner-am-berlinsten-33796/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/9d5ee23b576df3e4b2b1c8c215a79c71c8b5771f184df0f5d4cc3742850d7821-1200.webp"}, {"title": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Bürgersaal Zehlendorf", "address": "Teltower Damm 18, 14163 Berlin", "price": "12 € (10 €)", "price_from": "12.00", "price_to": "12.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "history/berlin"], "description": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“ is a programme of couplets and cheeky rhymes from old Berlin. Frank Dittmer (recitation, song) and Johannes Gahl (piano) present uproariously funny rhymes in the folk style, from Glaßbrenner's „Nante“ to Bleibtreu's „Bier bleibt Bier“, combined with the tongue-in-cheek couplets of the great local composers and delightful piano wit. Along the way appear the unemployed odd-jobber and the barrel-organ man, the potato-dumpling eater and the moon man in purest Berlin idiom. The programme shows that the Berliner is hard to beat for self-irony, quick wit and cunning.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ick-sitze-hier-und-esse-klops-33447/", "official_url": "https://www.berlin.de/land/kalender/?detail=291496&ls=0&c=91&kategorie[8]=3&kategorie[11]=4&kategorie[12]=5&kategorie[17]=42&date_start=24.10.2026", "image": "https://noky.io/images/18ec7f4dbc8644aa89c3b893b0dcd782769051016edc4817b86f3ba18390dc59-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Ein Hauptmann kommt selten allein", "start": "2025-04-10T00:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-11-10T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Altstadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "28 €", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/event/ein-hauptmann-kommt-selten-allein-henning-ruwe-martin-valenske-altstadttheater-koepenick-22099822/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "„Ein Hauptmann kommt selten allein“ is a cabaret evening at the Altstadttheater Köpenick. Behind the newly founded Köpenicker Kabarett Kombinat are Henning Ruwe and Martin Valenske, also known from the Berliner DISTEL. They promise absurd satire taking on the foolishness of the world, from a cruise ship with Captain Silbereisen to the Berlin bureaucracy. 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Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke, who once performed alongside Helga Hahnemann, and Margit Meller of the Frankfurt (Oder) cabaret \"Die Oderhähne\" play their aunts Trudchen and Irmchen. The two indestructible pensioners keep trying out new business ideas to top up their meagre widows' pensions — from market stalls to hired grandma duty at the parents' initiative \"Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakable optimism, they hold on to their motto: We are not old! But sexxy!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-16973/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/210abfe9537fd2fbe1d2651da57a24e92ecb619b59d722e57cc38907f369bca4-600.webp"}, {"title": "Hans & Gina – Das Berliner Musikkabarett!", "start": "2026-11-07T18:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Dicke Paula", "address": "Schlieperstraße 69, 13507 Berlin-Tegel", "price": "frei, die Künstler sammeln!", "price_from": "0.00", "price_to": "0.00", "tickets_url": "http://gastronaut.ai/reservations/dickepaula/link/fbxve9gl", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music"], "description": "Hans & Gina – Das Berliner Musikkabarett! is a musical cabaret evening with live music at the Dicke Paula restaurant in Berlin-Tegel. Behind the program are Hans Reißner on piano and Gina Kahl-Reißner with vocals and as compère. It is about the big and small absurdities of everyday life, from the coming apocalypse and granny's meatballs to the love of music – sometimes funny, sometimes bitter, sometimes warm, with Berlin attitude and sharp lyrics. Seats are limited and reserving in advance is recommended; entry is free, with the artists collecting donations.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/hans-gina-das-berliner-musikkabarett-14447/", "official_url": "https://dicke-paula.de/events/hans-gina-berliner-musikkabarett-2026/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/02d91238110ff69e267e7e63e786b77716784dc8f6181485e572a3ea3e3d123f-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten", "start": "2026-11-08T16:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Stadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Wendenschloßstr. 103-105 12557", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["stage/theatre"], "description": "A theatre guest performance titled „Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten“. It is presented by the Stadttheater Köpenick; the source gives no further details of its content.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/berlin-berliner-am-berlinsten-20433/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Die SchMERZtherapie", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-14T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 33,00 €", "price_from": "33.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die SchMERZtherapie\" is a cabaret show at the Distel - Berliner Kabarett-Theater. Written by Timo Doleys with contributions by Martin Maier-Bode, Lorenz Meyer, Jens Neutag and Axel Pätz, and directed by Sebastian Wirnitzer, it follows a shrunken grand coalition whose MPs and the chancellor are sent to a therapy seminar of trust exercises and anger management, until the therapy robot runs off. On stage are Samia Dauenhauer, Timo Doleys and Jens Eulenberger, with live music from Falk Breitkreuz and Tilman Ritter.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-30415/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen", "start": "2026-10-24T15:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-12-27T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "24,00 EUR - 39,00 EUR", "price_from": "24.00", "price_to": "39.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen\" is a cabaret show by the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater subtitled \"Dauerbaustelle Deutschland\". On stage are cabaret artists Timo Doley and Karsten Kramer, cabaret performer Nancy Spiller, and musician Bianca Dolabella. The program is a hilarious take on Germany as a permanent building site, with rising health insurance contributions, growing national debt, and a quarreling coalition that keeps postponing reforms. The show runs about 100 minutes plus an intermission and delivers dense punchlines with gags straight from the source and jokes from free-range farming.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-30354/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin", "start": "2026-11-06T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 32,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/tickets", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin\" is a cabaret program marking the 75th anniversary of the Stachelschweine. Written by Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg, it imagines Berlin in 2029, where a chancellor plans to sell the capital as her \"Geheimplan Berlin\" to finance her campaign promises. Santina Maria Schrader, Rafael Albert and Norma Anthes perform on stage, with Frank Lüdecke directing. The show combines black humor with Berlin-style composure.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin-19753/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/jubilaeumsprogramm-75-jahre-ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/85ec896f8380ee3acfda52943eed85c1dc2c28fa6412c90138d68ab8a14431d3-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-25T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "A cabaret evening at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. The Berlin house is behind the programme: while the chancellor is still occupied with the agricultural diesel rebate, the groundbreaking invention of two Berlin biology students triggers worldwide political entanglements.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-15657/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkung-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3920691/?affiliate=VB1&cityname=Berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/dc8061d39d6bfb6311d52b88c5c0aa8264b5e65a3ecfec4855d00b7cee5dd450-600.webp"}, {"title": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturhaus Schwartzsche Villa, Salon", "address": "", "price": "12 € (10 €)", "price_from": "12.00", "price_to": "12.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["music/chanson/cabaret-song", "literature/poetry"], "description": "A musical-literary evening of couplets and cheeky rhymes from old Berlin. Frank Dittmer (recitation, song) and Johannes Gahl (piano) present a highly amusing programme with local colour, ranging from Glaßbrenner's „Nante“ to Bleibtreu's „Bier bleibt Bier“, combining comically winking Berlin couplets by the great local composers with delightful piano pieces. Along the way appear the errand boy, the barrel-organ man, the meatball eater and the pub-goer in purest Berlin style.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ick-sitze-hier-und-esse-klops-57681/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/18ec7f4dbc8644aa89c3b893b0dcd782769051016edc4817b86f3ba18390dc59-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Dagmar Gelbke mit Margit Meller „Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy“", "start": "2026-11-04T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturhaus Karlshorst", "address": "Treskowallee 112, 10318 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "A musical-satirical cabaret programme featuring the characters Trudchen and Irmchen. Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke and Margit Meller play two indestructible pensioners who keep trying new business schemes to top up their meagre widows' pensions – from a market stall to being a rent-a-granny at the parents' initiative „Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakeable optimism, the two stand by their motto in life: \"Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy!\" (We're not old! But sexxy!). The guest performance at Kulturhaus Karlshorst is noted as sold out.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexx-32469/", "official_url": "https://volkssolidaritaet-berlin.de/termine/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy/?occurrence=04.+November+2026", "image": ""}, {"title": "Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter", "start": "2026-11-10T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12250", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "\"Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter\" is a cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL in Berlin. It was written by Michael Frowin and Philipp Schaller, directed by Lilian Laeticia Haack, and features songs by Annamateur, Michael Krebs, Axel Pätz and others, performed by the theatre's ensemble. The satire is set in Wolle's late-night kiosk in the middle of Berlin's government quarter, where in 2026 a motley crowd – from stubborn pensioners to a professor fighting for an analogue life – comes to the capital to demonstrate against rather than with each other. Even an oddball named Friedrich Merz drops by to demand Wolle work a night shift although his kiosk is already open around the clock – the whole country's panopticon in one small kiosk, with a running time of about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-ruckkehr-der-spati-ritter-5431/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-rueckkehr-der-spaeti-ritter/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/75f0058c92eb58f48f1caffdf7bea23d68af6f684795506c8685acfb31726751-1200.webp"}, {"title": "BIG Helga - een kleenet Menschenkind", "start": "2026-10-10T00:00:00+02:00", "end": "2028-06-28T00:00:00+02:00", "place": "Stadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Wendenschloßstr. 103-105 12557", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://altstadttheater-koepenick.de/tickets/", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "music/schlager"], "description": "„Big Helga – Een kleenet Menschenkind“ is a stage show built around the songs and comedy sketches of singer and actress Helga Hahnemann. It is performed by her longtime stage partner Dagmar Gelbke and the cabaret artist Wolfgang Flieder. Together they bring Hahnemann's best-known material, written by author Angela Gentzmer, to the stage with humour and powerful vocals.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/big-helga-een-kleenet-menschenkind-15456/", "official_url": "https://altstadttheater-koepenick.de/reihe/big-helga-een-kleenet-menschenkind/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/0df3bbf68825f28d8e661a3515ab55f6ac1d2faaca07d06a21f2056a4ce78a88-600.webp"}, {"title": "Heinrich Zille trifft Claire Waldoff", "start": "2026-11-07T16:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturzentrum Staaken", "address": "Sandstraße 41, 13593 Berlin", "price": "10 €", "price_from": "10.00", "price_to": "10.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["history/berlin", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "A staged musical evening about Heinrich Zille and Claire Waldoff, two friends of 'Old Berlin' whose love for the city, its people and its language connected them. Sigrid Grajek presents stories and songs and this time takes on both roles, as Albrecht Hoffman cannot appear. The performance follows these true Berliners – one from Saxony, the other from the Ruhr area – through a night of the early 20th century. Their pub crawls were legendary.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/heinrich-zille-trifft-claire-waldoff-26936/", "official_url": "https://www.kulturzentrum-staaken.de/index.php/component/spsimpleportfolio/item/42-heinrich-zille-trifft-claire-waldoff-07-11?Itemid=0", "image": "https://noky.io/images/7d0df3d66cd5046e1bca1476f5849f450cc3668401c0e15cb48996c38b471f02-600.webp"}, {"title": "Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-19T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-zukunft-ist-voruebergehend-nicht-erreichbar-eine-revue-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3922088/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar\" is a major cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. Behind the piece are the authors Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg plus an ensemble with Christine Detmers, Ella Schneider, Dominik Büttner, Bettina C. Proske and Luca Fazioli. The revue humorously tackles the question of how to make sense of German and international politics, including topics like Trump and Putin. It features real people on stage, verbal wit, music and funnier forecasts about the future than anywhere else.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-zukunft-ist-vorubergehend-nicht-erreichbar-24707/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-zukunft-ist-voruebergehend-nicht-erreichbar-eine-revue-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3922088/?affiliate=VB1", "image": "https://noky.io/images/3f8cd7b1a60de18423bf64b026d01ba39a281ce21ddf2763cdc77e5941c6f7a5-600.webp"}]}