{"title": "Die Klöckner von Instagram", "start": "2026-10-29T00:00:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-31T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 31,00 €", "price_from": "31.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Die Klöckner von Instagram\" is a colourful revue-style programme of political cabaret at the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater. The DISTEL ensemble with Nancy Spiller, Stefan Martin Müller and Timo Doleys, based on a script by the DISTEL authors' collective and directed by Frank Voigtmann, takes on the pressing issues of our time with live music – from demographic change and globalisation to high egg prices, a shortage of skilled workers and the German government. The programme lasts about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission. Tickets start at 31.00 euros.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-klockner-von-instagram-30319/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-kloeckner-von-instagram/", "image": "", "dates": [{"start": "2026-10-29T00:00:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-31T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}], "similar": [{"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen", "start": "2026-10-24T15:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-12-27T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "24,00 EUR - 39,00 EUR", "price_from": "24.00", "price_to": "39.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen\" is a cabaret show by the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater subtitled \"Dauerbaustelle Deutschland\". On stage are cabaret artists Timo Doley and Karsten Kramer, cabaret performer Nancy Spiller, and musician Bianca Dolabella. The program is a hilarious take on Germany as a permanent building site, with rising health insurance contributions, growing national debt, and a quarreling coalition that keeps postponing reforms. The show runs about 100 minutes plus an intermission and delivers dense punchlines with gags straight from the source and jokes from free-range farming.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-30354/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter", "start": "2026-11-10T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12250", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "\"Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter\" is a cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL in Berlin. It was written by Michael Frowin and Philipp Schaller, directed by Lilian Laeticia Haack, and features songs by Annamateur, Michael Krebs, Axel Pätz and others, performed by the theatre's ensemble. The satire is set in Wolle's late-night kiosk in the middle of Berlin's government quarter, where in 2026 a motley crowd – from stubborn pensioners to a professor fighting for an analogue life – comes to the capital to demonstrate against rather than with each other. Even an oddball named Friedrich Merz drops by to demand Wolle work a night shift although his kiosk is already open around the clock – the whole country's panopticon in one small kiosk, with a running time of about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-ruckkehr-der-spati-ritter-5431/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-rueckkehr-der-spaeti-ritter/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/75f0058c92eb58f48f1caffdf7bea23d68af6f684795506c8685acfb31726751-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen – Kabarett-Theater Distel", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett Distel", "address": "", "price": "30,88 EUR", "price_from": "30.88", "price_to": "30.88", "tickets_url": "https://www.urbanite.net/berlin/locations/kategorie/shopping/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "„Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen“ is a cabaret evening about Germany as a permanent building site. The book is by Martin Maier-Bode and Jens Neutag, Dominik Paetzholdt directs, and Timo Doleys, Karsten Kramer and Nancy Spiller appear on stage with live music from Bianca Dolabella. The show pokes fun at rising contributions, debt and a divided government, offering 100 minutes of tightly pointed, utterly unfair cabaret. It plays right at the nerve of the times with gags straight from the producer and jokes free-range.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-kabarett-theater-distel-68657/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/b39e28b3db60923ceb66206e3f5ed626c0fbb7f20f130e5d643bc3d084c13c19-600.webp"}, {"title": "Die SchMERZtherapie", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-14T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 33,00 €", "price_from": "33.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die SchMERZtherapie\" is a cabaret show at the Distel - Berliner Kabarett-Theater. Written by Timo Doleys with contributions by Martin Maier-Bode, Lorenz Meyer, Jens Neutag and Axel Pätz, and directed by Sebastian Wirnitzer, it follows a shrunken grand coalition whose MPs and the chancellor are sent to a therapy seminar of trust exercises and anger management, until the therapy robot runs off. On stage are Samia Dauenhauer, Timo Doleys and Jens Eulenberger, with live music from Falk Breitkreuz and Tilman Ritter.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-30415/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12231", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen\" is a cabaret show about Germany as a permanent construction site, taking a satirical look at rising contributions, national debt and longer working hours. It was written by Martin Maier-Bode and Jens Neutag, directed by Dominik Paetzholdt, and is staged at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL. On stage are Timo Doleys, Karsten Kramer and Nancy Spiller, with live music from Bianca Dolabella. The show promises around 100 minutes of gag-dense cabaret, shamelessly unfair, with jokes free-range.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-5428/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/0ce8773065f89337c5a641a1b176670fae7d4edf07f349d334ec471fe3875d35-600.webp"}, {"title": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Bürgersaal Zehlendorf", "address": "Teltower Damm 18, 14163 Berlin", "price": "12 € (10 €)", "price_from": "12.00", "price_to": "12.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "history/berlin"], "description": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“ is a programme of couplets and cheeky rhymes from old Berlin. Frank Dittmer (recitation, song) and Johannes Gahl (piano) present uproariously funny rhymes in the folk style, from Glaßbrenner's „Nante“ to Bleibtreu's „Bier bleibt Bier“, combined with the tongue-in-cheek couplets of the great local composers and delightful piano wit. Along the way appear the unemployed odd-jobber and the barrel-organ man, the potato-dumpling eater and the moon man in purest Berlin idiom. The programme shows that the Berliner is hard to beat for self-irony, quick wit and cunning.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ick-sitze-hier-und-esse-klops-33447/", "official_url": "https://www.berlin.de/land/kalender/?detail=291496&ls=0&c=91&kategorie[8]=3&kategorie[11]=4&kategorie[12]=5&kategorie[17]=42&date_start=24.10.2026", "image": "https://noky.io/images/18ec7f4dbc8644aa89c3b893b0dcd782769051016edc4817b86f3ba18390dc59-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Die SchMERZtherapie – Mit dem Lastenrad durch die Wand", "start": "2026-10-30T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12221", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "Die SchMERZtherapie is a political cabaret show at the Kabarett-Theater Distel in Berlin. It parodies the smallest grand coalition ever, whose culture of debate has hit rock bottom, so three members of parliament are sentenced to pain therapy. The chancellor practices anger management too, until the therapy robot breaks down. Written by Timo Doleys and directed by Sebastian Wirnitzer.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-mit-dem-lastenrad-durch-die-wand-5436/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-schmerztherapie/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/e0b09ea7f8048b6f343b1481730091b9761e0b3d20206f730dc843c1e3c0a5de-600.webp"}, {"title": "Hans & Gina – Das Berliner Musikkabarett!", "start": "2026-11-07T18:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Dicke Paula", "address": "Schlieperstraße 69, 13507 Berlin-Tegel", "price": "frei, die Künstler sammeln!", "price_from": "0.00", "price_to": "0.00", "tickets_url": "http://gastronaut.ai/reservations/dickepaula/link/fbxve9gl", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music"], "description": "Hans & Gina – Das Berliner Musikkabarett! is a musical cabaret evening with live music at the Dicke Paula restaurant in Berlin-Tegel. Behind the program are Hans Reißner on piano and Gina Kahl-Reißner with vocals and as compère. It is about the big and small absurdities of everyday life, from the coming apocalypse and granny's meatballs to the love of music – sometimes funny, sometimes bitter, sometimes warm, with Berlin attitude and sharp lyrics. Seats are limited and reserving in advance is recommended; entry is free, with the artists collecting donations.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/hans-gina-das-berliner-musikkabarett-14447/", "official_url": "https://dicke-paula.de/events/hans-gina-berliner-musikkabarett-2026/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/02d91238110ff69e267e7e63e786b77716784dc8f6181485e572a3ea3e3d123f-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Dagmar Gelbke mit Margit Meller „Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy“", "start": "2026-11-04T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturhaus Karlshorst", "address": "Treskowallee 112, 10318 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "A musical-satirical cabaret programme featuring the characters Trudchen and Irmchen. Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke and Margit Meller play two indestructible pensioners who keep trying new business schemes to top up their meagre widows' pensions – from a market stall to being a rent-a-granny at the parents' initiative „Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakeable optimism, the two stand by their motto in life: \"Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy!\" (We're not old! But sexxy!). The guest performance at Kulturhaus Karlshorst is noted as sold out.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexx-32469/", "official_url": "https://volkssolidaritaet-berlin.de/termine/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy/?occurrence=04.+November+2026", "image": ""}, {"title": "Annette Kruhl - Vom Karma-Coach ins Kuschel-Camp", "start": "2026-11-07T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturhaus Spandau", "address": "", "price": "18 €, ermäßigt 15 €", "price_from": "18.00", "price_to": "18.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventbrite.de/e/annette-kruhl-vom-karma-coach-ins-kuschel-camp-tickets-1999079078337", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "„Vom Karma-Coach ins Kuschel-Camp“ is a musical cabaret show by Annette Kruhl, celebrating its Berlin premiere at Kulturhaus Spandau. The Berlin comedian tells of her absurd search for abundance and happiness through workshops, podcasts, clairvoyants and even cuddle sessions – always between enlightenment and escalation. Kruhl is a cabaret artist, author, musician, singer and songwriter who has been performing her own material on stage for 25 years, with nine solo shows to date. Rousing songs, sharp-witted lyrics, dance interludes and self-deprecating charm make the roughly 120 minutes including an intermission satirical all-round entertainment.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/annette-kruhl-vom-karma-coach-ins-kuschel-camp-16912/", "official_url": "https://kulturhaus-spandau.de/ev_event/vom-karma-coach-ins-kuschel-camp/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/6fe94ea86232b5175552e177778eb17c26710de38e26eeb1ebe04adb44e44cbf-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Dagmar Gelbke mit Margit Meller „Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy“-Zusatzveranstaltung", "start": "2026-11-04T15:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-04T16:30:00+01:00", "place": "Kulturhaus Karlshorst", "address": "Treskowallee 112, 10318 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "A musical-satirical cabaret programme titled „Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy“. In it, the cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke and Margit Meller appear as the aunts Trudchen and Irmchen. The two unstoppable pensioners keep testing new business schemes to top up their meagre widows' pensions – whether at a stall, as a granny-for-hire at the parents' initiative „Genderblümchen“ or on phone sex lines – mastering everything with humour, cunning and unshakeable optimism.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexx-32468/", "official_url": "https://volkssolidaritaet-berlin.de/termine/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-2/?occurrence=04.+November+2026", "image": ""}, {"title": "Walter Sittler & Johann von Bülow: Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!", "start": "2026-11-01T18:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12046", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "history"], "description": "A cabaret-style reading evening titled \"Walter Sittler & Johann von Bülow: Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!\" at the Kabarett-Theater Distel. The two actors Walter Sittler and Johann von Bülow devote it to the world history of lying, from forged documents and the 19th-century con artists to the Berlin Wall. Following the success of their reading honoring Roger Willemsen and Dieter Hildebrandt at Hamburg's St. Pauli Theater, they are now on tour with this entertaining search for the truth about lies. The evening of scandalous untruths and sly intrigues lasts about two hours including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/walter-sittler-johann-von-bulow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwor-5438/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/walter-sittler-johann-von-buelow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwort/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/16d80caece1de67d870d6d71fb44222bb38d954b26157da7dbf08c928fbafca5-600.webp"}, {"title": "Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin", "start": "2026-10-29T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 32,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/tickets", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin\" is a cabaret program marking the 75th anniversary of the Stachelschweine. Written by Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg, it imagines Berlin in 2029, where a chancellor plans to sell the capital as her \"Geheimplan Berlin\" to finance her campaign promises. Santina Maria Schrader, Rafael Albert and Norma Anthes perform on stage, with Frank Lüdecke directing. The show combines black humor with Berlin-style composure.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin-19753/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/jubilaeumsprogramm-75-jahre-ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/85ec896f8380ee3acfda52943eed85c1dc2c28fa6412c90138d68ab8a14431d3-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Wir sind nicht alt, aber sexxy!", "start": "2026-02-11T00:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-12-10T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Altstadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "28 €", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "tickets_url": "https://plugin.vbotickets.com/plugin/events?s=c03c388b-47b2-4214-abdf-dca0a6ced7a2", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire"], "description": "\"Wir sind nicht alt, aber sexxy!\" is a musical-satirical cabaret programme at the Altstadttheater Köpenick. Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke, who once performed alongside Helga Hahnemann, and Margit Meller of the Frankfurt (Oder) cabaret \"Die Oderhähne\" play their aunts Trudchen and Irmchen. The two indestructible pensioners keep trying out new business ideas to top up their meagre widows' pensions — from market stalls to hired grandma duty at the parents' initiative \"Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakable optimism, they hold on to their motto: We are not old! But sexxy!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-16973/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/210abfe9537fd2fbe1d2651da57a24e92ecb619b59d722e57cc38907f369bca4-600.webp"}, {"title": "DA SEIN", "start": "2026-11-07T11:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Atze Musiktheater", "address": "Luxemburger Straße 20, 13353 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://atzeberlin.de/tickets/", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["stage/childrens-theatre"], "description": "“DA SEIN” is a musical narrative for children aged 3 and up based on the picture book by Kathrin Schärer. Iljá Pletner directs; Stephan Hoppe and Tanja Watoro perform on stage and also created the compositions and music. It tells of a hedgehog and a rat who discover a new feeling with every parcel they open, staging with Charango, recorder, accordion and more the great dramas of small everyday things. The soulful piece about attention and mindfulness lasts 45 minutes without an interval.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/da-sein-17004/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/a52b192ddbb65e235c52c29518783980eb7a82374e41be46f4e606c3919f33ef-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-10-30T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 34,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": "44.00", "tickets_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/tickets", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage"], "description": "\"Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen\" is a fast-paced, topical political cabaret show with plenty of music. It is performed at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in the Europa Center. The story: two Berlin biology students invent a pill for eternal life that is so expensive only American tech millionaires and a foreign president can afford it – when it is to be given to Friedrich Merz and others, Germany erupts in outrage. The text and direction come from Frank Lüdecke, Sören Sieg and Marcus Kaloff, with Robert F. Martin, Heike Ostendorp and Santina Maria Schrader on stage.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-19751/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-wie-friedrich-merz-das-land-rettete", "image": "https://noky.io/images/5d02e59972f50d8cd60f58923cdf02ee84633fb42be62d92d7b6e8408ab4c693-2000.webp"}]}