{"title": "Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter", "start": "2026-11-10T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12250", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "\"Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter\" is a cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL in Berlin. It was written by Michael Frowin and Philipp Schaller, directed by Lilian Laeticia Haack, and features songs by Annamateur, Michael Krebs, Axel Pätz and others, performed by the theatre's ensemble. The satire is set in Wolle's late-night kiosk in the middle of Berlin's government quarter, where in 2026 a motley crowd – from stubborn pensioners to a professor fighting for an analogue life – comes to the capital to demonstrate against rather than with each other. Even an oddball named Friedrich Merz drops by to demand Wolle work a night shift although his kiosk is already open around the clock – the whole country's panopticon in one small kiosk, with a running time of about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-ruckkehr-der-spati-ritter-5431/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-rueckkehr-der-spaeti-ritter/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/75f0058c92eb58f48f1caffdf7bea23d68af6f684795506c8685acfb31726751-1200.webp", "dates": [{"start": "2026-11-10T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-11T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-12T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-13T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-14T15:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-24T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-25T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-30T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-12-01T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-12-02T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-12-28T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-12-29T15:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-12-29T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-12-30T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-12-31T15:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-12-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}], "similar": [{"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen – Kabarett-Theater Distel", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett Distel", "address": "", "price": "30,88 EUR", "price_from": "30.88", "price_to": "30.88", "tickets_url": "https://www.urbanite.net/berlin/locations/kategorie/shopping/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "„Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen“ is a cabaret evening about Germany as a permanent building site. 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The show runs about 100 minutes plus an intermission and delivers dense punchlines with gags straight from the source and jokes from free-range farming.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-30354/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Die Klöckner von Instagram", "start": "2026-10-29T00:00:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-31T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 31,00 €", "price_from": "31.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Die Klöckner von Instagram\" is a colourful revue-style programme of political cabaret at the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater. 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On stage are Samia Dauenhauer, Timo Doleys and Jens Eulenberger, with live music from Falk Breitkreuz and Tilman Ritter.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-30415/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12231", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen\" is a cabaret show about Germany as a permanent construction site, taking a satirical look at rising contributions, national debt and longer working hours. It was written by Martin Maier-Bode and Jens Neutag, directed by Dominik Paetzholdt, and is staged at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL. 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The two actors Walter Sittler and Johann von Bülow devote it to the world history of lying, from forged documents and the 19th-century con artists to the Berlin Wall. Following the success of their reading honoring Roger Willemsen and Dieter Hildebrandt at Hamburg's St. Pauli Theater, they are now on tour with this entertaining search for the truth about lies. The evening of scandalous untruths and sly intrigues lasts about two hours including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/walter-sittler-johann-von-bulow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwor-5438/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/walter-sittler-johann-von-buelow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwort/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/16d80caece1de67d870d6d71fb44222bb38d954b26157da7dbf08c928fbafca5-600.webp"}, {"title": "Walter Sittler & Johann von Bülow: Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!", "start": "2026-11-01T18:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "26 € - 39 €", "price_from": "26.00", "price_to": "39.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "An evening with actors Walter Sittler and Johann von Bülow in the form of a reading with talk, lecture and podcast. Under the title 'Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!', they take the audience on an entertaining search for the truth about lying, as scandalous falsehoods and sneaky intrigues pave their way – the world history of the lie. The event takes place at the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater at Friedrichstraße 101 in Berlin.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/walter-sittler-johann-von-bulow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwor-30436/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/gastspiele/", "image": ""}, {"title": "Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-19T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-zukunft-ist-voruebergehend-nicht-erreichbar-eine-revue-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3922088/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar\" is a major cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. Behind the piece are the authors Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg plus an ensemble with Christine Detmers, Ella Schneider, Dominik Büttner, Bettina C. Proske and Luca Fazioli. The revue humorously tackles the question of how to make sense of German and international politics, including topics like Trump and Putin. It features real people on stage, verbal wit, music and funnier forecasts about the future than anywhere else.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-zukunft-ist-vorubergehend-nicht-erreichbar-24707/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-zukunft-ist-voruebergehend-nicht-erreichbar-eine-revue-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3922088/?affiliate=VB1", "image": "https://noky.io/images/3f8cd7b1a60de18423bf64b026d01ba39a281ce21ddf2763cdc77e5941c6f7a5-600.webp"}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-25T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "A cabaret evening at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. The Berlin house is behind the programme: while the chancellor is still occupied with the agricultural diesel rebate, the groundbreaking invention of two Berlin biology students triggers worldwide political entanglements.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-15657/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkung-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3920691/?affiliate=VB1&cityname=Berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/dc8061d39d6bfb6311d52b88c5c0aa8264b5e65a3ecfec4855d00b7cee5dd450-600.webp"}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-10-30T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 34,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": "44.00", "tickets_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/tickets", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage"], "description": "\"Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen\" is a fast-paced, topical political cabaret show with plenty of music. It is performed at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in the Europa Center. The story: two Berlin biology students invent a pill for eternal life that is so expensive only American tech millionaires and a foreign president can afford it – when it is to be given to Friedrich Merz and others, Germany erupts in outrage. The text and direction come from Frank Lüdecke, Sören Sieg and Marcus Kaloff, with Robert F. 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It is performed and sung by Dagmar Jaeger, Sabine Matthes, Uwe Karpa and Olaf Schülke, with Bernd Wefelmeyer at the piano, who also wrote the book and music; the lyrics are by Ensikat, Ristock and Rascher. Berlin hits such as “Koffer in Berlin” are sure to feature.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/berlin-berliner-am-berlinsten-kabarett-satirisch-bissig-mit-34318/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin", "start": "2026-10-29T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 32,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/tickets", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin\" is a cabaret program marking the 75th anniversary of the Stachelschweine. Written by Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg, it imagines Berlin in 2029, where a chancellor plans to sell the capital as her \"Geheimplan Berlin\" to finance her campaign promises. Santina Maria Schrader, Rafael Albert and Norma Anthes perform on stage, with Frank Lüdecke directing. The show combines black humor with Berlin-style composure.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin-19753/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/jubilaeumsprogramm-75-jahre-ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/85ec896f8380ee3acfda52943eed85c1dc2c28fa6412c90138d68ab8a14431d3-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Ein Hauptmann kommt selten allein", "start": "2025-04-10T00:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-11-10T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Altstadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "28 €", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/event/ein-hauptmann-kommt-selten-allein-henning-ruwe-martin-valenske-altstadttheater-koepenick-22099822/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "„Ein Hauptmann kommt selten allein“ is a cabaret evening at the Altstadttheater Köpenick. Behind the newly founded Köpenicker Kabarett Kombinat are Henning Ruwe and Martin Valenske, also known from the Berliner DISTEL. They promise absurd satire taking on the foolishness of the world, from a cruise ship with Captain Silbereisen to the Berlin bureaucracy. 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In the spirit of Erwin Piscator's historical-political mammoth shows, the revue brings the history of horror back to the stage — with magic, tap dance, verbal and vocal acrobatics, and of course many lovely paragraphs. Welcome to the Thikwastadt-Palast!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/nix-gibts-16601/", "official_url": "https://www.thikwa.de/stuecke/nix-gibts/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/c3ef05c174f14362e3e8dc20b56672bb250ed14bfbace07343bf0ec1e5e759c1-600.webp"}]}