# Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter

Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter at Kabarett-Theater Distel, Tuesday 10 November 2026, 19:30.

- Venue: Kabarett-Theater Distel, Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin
- With: Distel-Ensemble
- Get tickets: https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12250
- Go to page: https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-rueckkehr-der-spaeti-ritter/

![Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter](https://noky.io/images/75f0058c92eb58f48f1caffdf7bea23d68af6f684795506c8685acfb31726751-1200.webp)

"Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter" is a cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL in Berlin. It was written by Michael Frowin and Philipp Schaller, directed by Lilian Laeticia Haack, and features songs by Annamateur, Michael Krebs, Axel Pätz and others, performed by the theatre's ensemble. The satire is set in Wolle's late-night kiosk in the middle of Berlin's government quarter, where in 2026 a motley crowd – from stubborn pensioners to a professor fighting for an analogue life – comes to the capital to demonstrate against rather than with each other. Even an oddball named Friedrich Merz drops by to demand Wolle work a night shift although his kiosk is already open around the clock – the whole country's panopticon in one small kiosk, with a running time of about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission.

## Dates

- Tuesday 10 November 19:30 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Wednesday 11 November 19:30 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Thursday 12 November 19:30 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Friday 13 November 19:30 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Saturday 14 November 15:00 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Tuesday 24 November 19:30 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Wednesday 25 November 19:30 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Monday 30 November 19:30 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Tuesday 1 December 19:30 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Wednesday 2 December 19:30 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Monday 28 December 19:30 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Tuesday 29 December 15:00 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Tuesday 29 December 19:00 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Wednesday 30 December 19:30 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Thursday 31 December 15:00 — Kabarett-Theater Distel
- Thursday 31 December 19:00 — Kabarett-Theater Distel

Written by a model, sources: [distel-berlin.de](https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-rueckkehr-der-spaeti-ritter/)

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