{"title": "Die SchMERZtherapie", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-14T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 33,00 €", "price_from": "33.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die SchMERZtherapie\" is a cabaret show at the Distel - Berliner Kabarett-Theater. Written by Timo Doleys with contributions by Martin Maier-Bode, Lorenz Meyer, Jens Neutag and Axel Pätz, and directed by Sebastian Wirnitzer, it follows a shrunken grand coalition whose MPs and the chancellor are sent to a therapy seminar of trust exercises and anger management, until the therapy robot runs off. On stage are Samia Dauenhauer, Timo Doleys and Jens Eulenberger, with live music from Falk Breitkreuz and Tilman Ritter.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-30415/", "official_url": "", "image": "", "dates": [{"start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-14T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}], "similar": [{"title": "Die SchMERZtherapie – Mit dem Lastenrad durch die Wand", "start": "2026-10-30T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12221", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "Die SchMERZtherapie is a political cabaret show at the Kabarett-Theater Distel in Berlin. It parodies the smallest grand coalition ever, whose culture of debate has hit rock bottom, so three members of parliament are sentenced to pain therapy. The chancellor practices anger management too, until the therapy robot breaks down. Written by Timo Doleys and directed by Sebastian Wirnitzer.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-mit-dem-lastenrad-durch-die-wand-5436/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-schmerztherapie/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/e0b09ea7f8048b6f343b1481730091b9761e0b3d20206f730dc843c1e3c0a5de-600.webp"}, {"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen", "start": "2026-10-24T15:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-12-27T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "24,00 EUR - 39,00 EUR", "price_from": "24.00", "price_to": "39.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen\" is a cabaret show by the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater subtitled \"Dauerbaustelle Deutschland\". On stage are cabaret artists Timo Doley and Karsten Kramer, cabaret performer Nancy Spiller, and musician Bianca Dolabella. The program is a hilarious take on Germany as a permanent building site, with rising health insurance contributions, growing national debt, and a quarreling coalition that keeps postponing reforms. The show runs about 100 minutes plus an intermission and delivers dense punchlines with gags straight from the source and jokes from free-range farming.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-30354/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-10-30T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 34,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": "44.00", "tickets_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/tickets", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage"], "description": "\"Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen\" is a fast-paced, topical political cabaret show with plenty of music. It is performed at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in the Europa Center. The story: two Berlin biology students invent a pill for eternal life that is so expensive only American tech millionaires and a foreign president can afford it – when it is to be given to Friedrich Merz and others, Germany erupts in outrage. The text and direction come from Frank Lüdecke, Sören Sieg and Marcus Kaloff, with Robert F. Martin, Heike Ostendorp and Santina Maria Schrader on stage.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-19751/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-wie-friedrich-merz-das-land-rettete", "image": "https://noky.io/images/5d02e59972f50d8cd60f58923cdf02ee84633fb42be62d92d7b6e8408ab4c693-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter", "start": "2026-11-10T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12250", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "\"Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter\" is a cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL in Berlin. It was written by Michael Frowin and Philipp Schaller, directed by Lilian Laeticia Haack, and features songs by Annamateur, Michael Krebs, Axel Pätz and others, performed by the theatre's ensemble. The satire is set in Wolle's late-night kiosk in the middle of Berlin's government quarter, where in 2026 a motley crowd – from stubborn pensioners to a professor fighting for an analogue life – comes to the capital to demonstrate against rather than with each other. Even an oddball named Friedrich Merz drops by to demand Wolle work a night shift although his kiosk is already open around the clock – the whole country's panopticon in one small kiosk, with a running time of about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-ruckkehr-der-spati-ritter-5431/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-rueckkehr-der-spaeti-ritter/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/75f0058c92eb58f48f1caffdf7bea23d68af6f684795506c8685acfb31726751-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-19T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-zukunft-ist-voruebergehend-nicht-erreichbar-eine-revue-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3922088/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar\" is a major cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. Behind the piece are the authors Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg plus an ensemble with Christine Detmers, Ella Schneider, Dominik Büttner, Bettina C. Proske and Luca Fazioli. The revue humorously tackles the question of how to make sense of German and international politics, including topics like Trump and Putin. It features real people on stage, verbal wit, music and funnier forecasts about the future than anywhere else.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-zukunft-ist-vorubergehend-nicht-erreichbar-24707/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-zukunft-ist-voruebergehend-nicht-erreichbar-eine-revue-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3922088/?affiliate=VB1", "image": "https://noky.io/images/3f8cd7b1a60de18423bf64b026d01ba39a281ce21ddf2763cdc77e5941c6f7a5-600.webp"}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-25T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "A cabaret evening at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. The Berlin house is behind the programme: while the chancellor is still occupied with the agricultural diesel rebate, the groundbreaking invention of two Berlin biology students triggers worldwide political entanglements.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-15657/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkung-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3920691/?affiliate=VB1&cityname=Berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/dc8061d39d6bfb6311d52b88c5c0aa8264b5e65a3ecfec4855d00b7cee5dd450-600.webp"}, {"title": "Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin", "start": "2026-11-06T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 32,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/tickets", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin\" is a cabaret program marking the 75th anniversary of the Stachelschweine. Written by Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg, it imagines Berlin in 2029, where a chancellor plans to sell the capital as her \"Geheimplan Berlin\" to finance her campaign promises. Santina Maria Schrader, Rafael Albert and Norma Anthes perform on stage, with Frank Lüdecke directing. The show combines black humor with Berlin-style composure.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin-19753/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/jubilaeumsprogramm-75-jahre-ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/85ec896f8380ee3acfda52943eed85c1dc2c28fa6412c90138d68ab8a14431d3-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Die Klöckner von Instagram", "start": "2026-10-29T00:00:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-31T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 31,00 €", "price_from": "31.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Die Klöckner von Instagram\" is a colourful revue-style programme of political cabaret at the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater. The DISTEL ensemble with Nancy Spiller, Stefan Martin Müller and Timo Doleys, based on a script by the DISTEL authors' collective and directed by Frank Voigtmann, takes on the pressing issues of our time with live music – from demographic change and globalisation to high egg prices, a shortage of skilled workers and the German government. The programme lasts about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission. Tickets start at 31.00 euros.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-klockner-von-instagram-30319/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-kloeckner-von-instagram/", "image": ""}, {"title": "\"Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten\" Kabarett, satirisch, bissig mit Musik", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Stadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Wendenschloßstr. 103-105 12557", "price": "€25.00 / reduced: €20.00", "price_from": "25.00", "price_to": "25.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music"], "description": "A satirical, biting cabaret programme with music about Berlin and Berliners – and about what Köpenickers, Saxons, Swabians or members of parliament think of each other. It is performed and sung by Dagmar Jaeger, Sabine Matthes, Uwe Karpa and Olaf Schülke, with Bernd Wefelmeyer at the piano, who also wrote the book and music; the lyrics are by Ensikat, Ristock and Rascher. Berlin hits such as “Koffer in Berlin” are sure to feature.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/berlin-berliner-am-berlinsten-kabarett-satirisch-bissig-mit-34318/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Comedy Therapy - Problems Solved by Comedians", "start": "2026-10-30T20:30:00+01:00", "end": "2026-10-30T22:30:00+01:00", "place": "The Wall Comedy Club Berlin", "address": "Grünberger Straße 84, 10245", "price": "€12 (students/unemployed), €15 (suggested contribution, pay at the end)", "price_from": "0.00", "price_to": "0.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/stand-up"], "description": "\"Comedy Therapy - Problems Solved by Comedians\" is a comedy show at The Wall Comedy Club in Friedrichshain where stand-up meets hilarious, unqualified life advice. Hosted by Lena Stolby, four experienced comedians roast, dissect and turn anonymously submitted audience problems into comedy gold live on stage. Every show is a fresh mix, so you never know what to expect. Entry is free with payment at the end depending on your enjoyment, with a suggested contribution of €12 for students/unemployed and €15 for everyone else.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/comedy-therapy-problems-solved-by-comedians-24249/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/3871051f4493eb9d25dbbc5555c10e4ac3985b5e37b66f010cfd6efba1fd9fac-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Wir sind nicht alt, aber sexxy!", "start": "2026-02-11T00:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-12-10T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Altstadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "28 €", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "tickets_url": "https://plugin.vbotickets.com/plugin/events?s=c03c388b-47b2-4214-abdf-dca0a6ced7a2", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire"], "description": "\"Wir sind nicht alt, aber sexxy!\" is a musical-satirical cabaret programme at the Altstadttheater Köpenick. Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke, who once performed alongside Helga Hahnemann, and Margit Meller of the Frankfurt (Oder) cabaret \"Die Oderhähne\" play their aunts Trudchen and Irmchen. The two indestructible pensioners keep trying out new business ideas to top up their meagre widows' pensions — from market stalls to hired grandma duty at the parents' initiative \"Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakable optimism, they hold on to their motto: We are not old! But sexxy!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-16973/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/210abfe9537fd2fbe1d2651da57a24e92ecb619b59d722e57cc38907f369bca4-600.webp"}, {"title": "ALLE KASSEN, AUCH PRIVAT- KANN LEIDER NICHT STATTFINDEN – Einheitspreis / feste Plätze Solo-Theater-Comedy mit Nebenwirkungen – VERLEGT auf den 24.04.2027", "start": "2026-10-31T15:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Wühlmäuse", "address": "Pommernallee 2-4, 14052 Berlin", "price": "€36,20", "price_from": "36.20", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://wuehlmaeuse.de/veranstaltung/alle-kassen-auch-privat/ticket/54752", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "„ALLE KASSEN, AUCH PRIVAT – Solo-Theater-Comedy mit Nebenwirkungen“ is a solo theatre comedy depicting an ordinary day in a family doctor's practice: the waiting room is packed when a water leak breaks out in the consultation room. While the medical assistant battles the damage, the doctor entertains her patients with stories from her working day, in which cracks in the health care system gradually come to light. Heike Feist performs in a triple role, taking a heartfelt but sharp look at the doctor-patient relationship, the pharmaceutical industry and the health insurance funds. The play was written by Heike Feist and Ralf Krämer and directed by Marc Lippuner.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/alle-kassen-auch-privat-kann-leider-nicht-stattfinden-einhei-4462/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/e0a8b98c9fe99752ffe8ef1699c6faf9044475918ea311a1abd6a4a27a041c42-600.webp"}, {"title": "Kabarett \"Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten\"", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Hauptmanns-Klub 103,5", "address": "Wendenschloßstraße 103-105, 12557 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/event/jan-uwe-rogge-matthias-jung-chill-mal-erziehungskabarett-berliner-kabarett-theater-die-wuehlmaeuse-20668838/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "music"], "description": "\"Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten\" is a cabaret programme with music. It promises satirical and biting entertainment. The event takes place at the Stadttheater Köpenick. No further details about the performers are given.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kabarett-berlin-berliner-am-berlinsten-33796/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/9d5ee23b576df3e4b2b1c8c215a79c71c8b5771f184df0f5d4cc3742850d7821-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Dagmar Gelbke mit Margit Meller „Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy“", "start": "2026-11-04T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturhaus Karlshorst", "address": "Treskowallee 112, 10318 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "A musical-satirical cabaret programme featuring the characters Trudchen and Irmchen. Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke and Margit Meller play two indestructible pensioners who keep trying new business schemes to top up their meagre widows' pensions – from a market stall to being a rent-a-granny at the parents' initiative „Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakeable optimism, the two stand by their motto in life: \"Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy!\" (We're not old! But sexxy!). The guest performance at Kulturhaus Karlshorst is noted as sold out.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexx-32469/", "official_url": "https://volkssolidaritaet-berlin.de/termine/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy/?occurrence=04.+November+2026", "image": ""}, {"title": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Bürgersaal Zehlendorf", "address": "Teltower Damm 18, 14163 Berlin", "price": "12 € (10 €)", "price_from": "12.00", "price_to": "12.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "history/berlin"], "description": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“ is a programme of couplets and cheeky rhymes from old Berlin. Frank Dittmer (recitation, song) and Johannes Gahl (piano) present uproariously funny rhymes in the folk style, from Glaßbrenner's „Nante“ to Bleibtreu's „Bier bleibt Bier“, combined with the tongue-in-cheek couplets of the great local composers and delightful piano wit. Along the way appear the unemployed odd-jobber and the barrel-organ man, the potato-dumpling eater and the moon man in purest Berlin idiom. The programme shows that the Berliner is hard to beat for self-irony, quick wit and cunning.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ick-sitze-hier-und-esse-klops-33447/", "official_url": "https://www.berlin.de/land/kalender/?detail=291496&ls=0&c=91&kategorie[8]=3&kategorie[11]=4&kategorie[12]=5&kategorie[17]=42&date_start=24.10.2026", "image": "https://noky.io/images/18ec7f4dbc8644aa89c3b893b0dcd782769051016edc4817b86f3ba18390dc59-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Dagmar Gelbke mit Margit Meller „Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy“-Zusatzveranstaltung", "start": "2026-11-04T15:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-04T16:30:00+01:00", "place": "Kulturhaus Karlshorst", "address": "Treskowallee 112, 10318 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "A musical-satirical cabaret programme titled „Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy“. In it, the cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke and Margit Meller appear as the aunts Trudchen and Irmchen. The two unstoppable pensioners keep testing new business schemes to top up their meagre widows' pensions – whether at a stall, as a granny-for-hire at the parents' initiative „Genderblümchen“ or on phone sex lines – mastering everything with humour, cunning and unshakeable optimism.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexx-32468/", "official_url": "https://volkssolidaritaet-berlin.de/termine/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-2/?occurrence=04.+November+2026", "image": ""}]}