{"title": "Die SchMERZtherapie", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-14T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 33,00 €", "price_from": "33.00", "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "Die SchMERZtherapie is a political cabaret show at the Kabarett-Theater Distel in Berlin. It parodies the smallest grand coalition ever, whose culture of debate has hit rock bottom, so three members of parliament are sentenced to pain therapy. The chancellor practices anger management too, until the therapy robot breaks down. Written by Timo Doleys and directed by Sebastian Wirnitzer.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-5436/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-schmerztherapie/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/e0b09ea7f8048b6f343b1481730091b9761e0b3d20206f730dc843c1e3c0a5de-600.webp", "dates": [{"start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-14T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-02T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-04T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-05T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-06T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-07T15:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-07T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "tickets": ""}], "similar": [{"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen", "start": "2026-10-24T15:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-12-27T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "24,00 EUR - 39,00 EUR", "price_from": "24.00", "price_to": "39.00", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen\" is a cabaret show by the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater subtitled \"Dauerbaustelle Deutschland\". On stage are cabaret artists Timo Doley and Karsten Kramer, cabaret performer Nancy Spiller, and musician Bianca Dolabella. The program is a hilarious take on Germany as a permanent building site, with rising health insurance contributions, growing national debt, and a quarreling coalition that keeps postponing reforms. The show runs about 100 minutes plus an intermission and delivers dense punchlines with gags straight from the source and jokes from free-range farming.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-30354/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-11-06T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 34,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage"], "description": "\"Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen\" is a fast-paced, topical political cabaret show with plenty of music. It is performed at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in the Europa Center. The story: two Berlin biology students invent a pill for eternal life that is so expensive only American tech millionaires and a foreign president can afford it – when it is to be given to Friedrich Merz and others, Germany erupts in outrage. The text and direction come from Frank Lüdecke, Sören Sieg and Marcus Kaloff, with Robert F. Martin, Heike Ostendorp and Santina Maria Schrader on stage.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-19751/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-wie-friedrich-merz-das-land-rettete", "image": "https://noky.io/images/5d02e59972f50d8cd60f58923cdf02ee84633fb42be62d92d7b6e8408ab4c693-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-10-10T00:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-01-31T18:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "A cabaret evening at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. The Berlin house is behind the programme: while the chancellor is still occupied with the agricultural diesel rebate, the groundbreaking invention of two Berlin biology students triggers worldwide political entanglements.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-15657/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkung-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3920691/?affiliate=VB1&cityname=Berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/dc8061d39d6bfb6311d52b88c5c0aa8264b5e65a3ecfec4855d00b7cee5dd450-600.webp"}, {"title": "Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-19T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar\" is a major cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. Behind the piece are the authors Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg plus an ensemble with Christine Detmers, Ella Schneider, Dominik Büttner, Bettina C. Proske and Luca Fazioli. The revue humorously tackles the question of how to make sense of German and international politics, including topics like Trump and Putin. It features real people on stage, verbal wit, music and funnier forecasts about the future than anywhere else.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-zukunft-ist-vorubergehend-nicht-erreichbar-24707/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-zukunft-ist-voruebergehend-nicht-erreichbar-eine-revue-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3922088/?affiliate=VB1", "image": "https://noky.io/images/3f8cd7b1a60de18423bf64b026d01ba39a281ce21ddf2763cdc77e5941c6f7a5-600.webp"}, {"title": "Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter", "start": "2026-11-10T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "\"Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter\" is a cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL in Berlin. It was written by Michael Frowin and Philipp Schaller, directed by Lilian Laeticia Haack, and features songs by Annamateur, Michael Krebs, Axel Pätz and others, performed by the theatre's ensemble. The satire is set in Wolle's late-night kiosk in the middle of Berlin's government quarter, where in 2026 a motley crowd – from stubborn pensioners to a professor fighting for an analogue life – comes to the capital to demonstrate against rather than with each other. Even an oddball named Friedrich Merz drops by to demand Wolle work a night shift although his kiosk is already open around the clock – the whole country's panopticon in one small kiosk, with a running time of about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-ruckkehr-der-spati-ritter-5431/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-rueckkehr-der-spaeti-ritter/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/75f0058c92eb58f48f1caffdf7bea23d68af6f684795506c8685acfb31726751-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin", "start": "2026-11-06T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 32,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin\" is a cabaret program marking the 75th anniversary of the Stachelschweine. Written by Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg, it imagines Berlin in 2029, where a chancellor plans to sell the capital as her \"Geheimplan Berlin\" to finance her campaign promises. Santina Maria Schrader, Rafael Albert and Norma Anthes perform on stage, with Frank Lüdecke directing. The show combines black humor with Berlin-style composure.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin-19753/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/jubilaeumsprogramm-75-jahre-ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/85ec896f8380ee3acfda52943eed85c1dc2c28fa6412c90138d68ab8a14431d3-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Kabarett: Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy (Nachmittag)", "start": "2026-11-04T15:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-04T17:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kulturhaus Karlshorst", "address": "Treskowallee 112, 10318 Berlin", "price": "25 € / Ermäßigt 16 €", "price_from": "25.00", "price_to": "25.00", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "A musical-satirical cabaret programme titled \"Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy\" (afternoon show). On stage are Dagmar Gelbke and Margit Meller as Trudchen and Irmchen. The show is staged in cooperation with the Volkssolidarität Berlin. It takes place at the Kulturhaus Karlshorst, entrance A.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kabarett-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-nachmittag-98184/", "official_url": "https://karlshorst.de/event/kabarett-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-nachmittag/", "image": ""}, {"title": "Andreas Rebers – Reihe 18-21 Rein geschäftlich – Bilanz", "start": "2026-11-13T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Wühlmäuse", "address": "Pommernallee 2-4, 14052 Berlin", "price": "32,80 €", "price_from": "32.80", "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire/political-satire"], "description": "'Rein geschäftlich - Bilanz' is a cabaret programme by Andreas Rebers at the Berlin cabaret theatre Die Wühlmäuse. The show premiered in Vienna in March 2023 and was reworked and completed after political earthquakes, resignations and a debut performance at the Deutsche Oper Berlin. It offers danceable criticism of capitalism, new parties and sustainable cheerfulness with the clear message 'No pasaran!!!' The rest, it says, is taken care of by the daily politics.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/andreas-rebers-reihe-18-21-rein-geschaftlich-bilanz-24551/", "official_url": "https://wuehlmaeuse.de/veranstaltung/andreas-rebers-bilanz/ticket/49897", "image": ""}, {"title": "Die Klöckner von Instagram", "start": "2026-10-29T00:00:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-31T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 31,00 €", "price_from": "31.00", "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Die Klöckner von Instagram\" is a colourful revue-style programme of political cabaret at the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater. The DISTEL ensemble with Nancy Spiller, Stefan Martin Müller and Timo Doleys, based on a script by the DISTEL authors' collective and directed by Frank Voigtmann, takes on the pressing issues of our time with live music – from demographic change and globalisation to high egg prices, a shortage of skilled workers and the German government. The programme lasts about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission. Tickets start at 31.00 euros.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-klockner-von-instagram-30319/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-kloeckner-von-instagram/", "image": ""}, {"title": "Andreas Rebers – Reihe 1-10 Rein geschäftlich – Bilanz", "start": "2026-11-13T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Wühlmäuse", "address": "Pommernallee 2-4, 14052 Berlin", "price": "39,40 €", "price_from": "32.80", "price_to": "39.40", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "An evening of cabaret with the programme „Rein geschäftlich – Bilanz\". Behind it is the cabaret artist Andreas Rebers, who after a chaotic premiere in Vienna, a world premiere at the Deutsche Oper Berlin and a tour through Austria and Germany has finished, upcycled and playfully distilled his business thoughts. The show brings danceable critique of capitalism, new parties, sustainable cheerfulness and the clear message \"No pasaran!!!\". The programme premiered in March 2023 and has since become pointed, fast and rounded.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/andreas-rebers-reihe-1-10-rein-geschaftlich-bilanz-98103/", "official_url": "https://wuehlmaeuse.de/veranstaltung/andreas-rebers-bilanz/ticket/53385", "image": ""}, {"title": "Rechts ist das neue Links", "start": "2026-11-13T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Zimmertheater Steglitz", "address": "Bornstraße 17, 12163 Berlin", "price": "19.- €", "price_from": "19.00", "price_to": "19.00", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "An evening of cabaret at the Zimmertheater Steglitz. The programme „Rechts ist das neue Links“ comes from Hendrik Bloch, who wrote it and performs it himself. It is about right and left, which now and then swap places depending on which opinion dominates, about good and evil, and about where one sends wrongdoers today – in an emergency, to the theatre for cabaret.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/rechts-ist-das-neue-links-8275/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Kabarett: Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy (Abend)", "start": "2026-11-04T19:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-04T21:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kulturhaus Karlshorst", "address": "Treskowallee 112, 10318 Berlin", "price": "25 € / Ermäßigt 16 €", "price_from": "25.00", "price_to": "25.00", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "An evening of musical-satirical cabaret at Kulturhaus Karlshorst. Dagmar Gelbke and Margit Meller perform as Trudchen and Irmchen. The show is staged in cooperation with Volkssolidarität Berlin. Reservations can be made by email or phone.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kabarett-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-abend-98186/", "official_url": "https://karlshorst.de/event/kabarett-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-abend/", "image": ""}, {"title": "Wir sind nicht alt, aber sexxy!", "start": "2026-02-11T00:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-12-10T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Altstadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "28 €", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire"], "description": "\"Wir sind nicht alt, aber sexxy!\" is a musical-satirical cabaret programme at the Altstadttheater Köpenick. Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke, who once performed alongside Helga Hahnemann, and Margit Meller of the Frankfurt (Oder) cabaret \"Die Oderhähne\" play their aunts Trudchen and Irmchen. The two indestructible pensioners keep trying out new business ideas to top up their meagre widows' pensions — from market stalls to hired grandma duty at the parents' initiative \"Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakable optimism, they hold on to their motto: We are not old! But sexxy!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-16973/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/210abfe9537fd2fbe1d2651da57a24e92ecb619b59d722e57cc38907f369bca4-600.webp"}, {"title": "Die letzten Tage von Deutschland", "start": "2026-11-02T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 34,00 €", "price_from": "34.00", "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die letzten Tage von Deutschland\" is a satirical stage show with music at the Die Stachelschweine cabaret theatre in Berlin. The STACHELSCHWEINE take on the catchphrases, contradictions and self-deceptions of German politics with playful energy, humor and total ruthlessness.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-letzten-tage-von-deutschland-4443/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/65294cdb545bb0ab5363b2bd2e959d3b3d6f82e7033191775f6032dd8f40f04c-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Andreas Rebers – Reihe 11-17 Rein geschäftlich – Bilanz", "start": "2026-11-13T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Wühlmäuse", "address": "Pommernallee 2-4, 14052 Berlin", "price": "39,40 €", "price_from": "32.80", "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "A cabaret evening with the programme \"Rein geschäftlich - Bilanz\" by Andreas Rebers at the Berlin cabaret venue Die Wühlmäuse. The puppeteer and satirist presents a programme that has matured since its 2023 premiere, featuring danceable criticism of capitalism, new parties and sustainable cheerfulness. After a chaotic first performance and tours through Austria and Germany, he now takes stock of the programme before the next one begins. His message is \"No pasaran!!!\" – the rest, he says, is done by daily politics.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/andreas-rebers-reihe-11-17-rein-geschaftlich-bilanz-98102/", "official_url": "https://wuehlmaeuse.de/veranstaltung/andreas-rebers-bilanz/ticket/53393", "image": ""}]}