{"title": "Die SchMERZtherapie – Kabarett-Theater Distel", "start": "2026-11-04T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett Distel", "address": "", "price": "30,88 EUR", "price_from": "30.88", "price_to": "30.88", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Die SchMERZtherapie\" is a cabaret show by the Kabarett-Theater Distel. It follows three parliamentarians who are sentenced to a team-building seminar called SchMERZtherapie because of rock-bottom debating culture. Confused members of parliament hunt for majorities, overworked bureaucrats confront their bosses, and in the end even the therapy robot gives up and runs away. One insight remains: in every pain there is a little Merz.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-kabarett-theater-distel-116123/", "official_url": "", "image": "", "dates": [{"start": "2026-11-04T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett Distel", "address": "", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-05T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett Distel", "address": "", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-06T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett Distel", "address": "", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-07T15:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett Distel", "address": "", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-07T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett Distel", "address": "", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2027-01-13T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett Distel", "address": "", "tickets": ""}], "similar": [{"title": "Die SchMERZtherapie", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-14T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 33,00 €", "price_from": "33.00", "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "Die SchMERZtherapie is a political cabaret show at the Kabarett-Theater Distel in Berlin. It parodies the smallest grand coalition ever, whose culture of debate has hit rock bottom, so three members of parliament are sentenced to pain therapy. The chancellor practices anger management too, until the therapy robot breaks down. Written by Timo Doleys and directed by Sebastian Wirnitzer.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-5436/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-schmerztherapie/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/e0b09ea7f8048b6f343b1481730091b9761e0b3d20206f730dc843c1e3c0a5de-600.webp"}, {"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen", "start": "2026-10-24T15:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-12-27T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "24,00 EUR - 39,00 EUR", "price_from": "24.00", "price_to": "39.00", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen\" is a cabaret show by the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater subtitled \"Dauerbaustelle Deutschland\". On stage are cabaret artists Timo Doley and Karsten Kramer, cabaret performer Nancy Spiller, and musician Bianca Dolabella. The program is a hilarious take on Germany as a permanent building site, with rising health insurance contributions, growing national debt, and a quarreling coalition that keeps postponing reforms. The show runs about 100 minutes plus an intermission and delivers dense punchlines with gags straight from the source and jokes from free-range farming.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-30354/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter", "start": "2026-11-10T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "\"Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter\" is a cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL in Berlin. It was written by Michael Frowin and Philipp Schaller, directed by Lilian Laeticia Haack, and features songs by Annamateur, Michael Krebs, Axel Pätz and others, performed by the theatre's ensemble. The satire is set in Wolle's late-night kiosk in the middle of Berlin's government quarter, where in 2026 a motley crowd – from stubborn pensioners to a professor fighting for an analogue life – comes to the capital to demonstrate against rather than with each other. Even an oddball named Friedrich Merz drops by to demand Wolle work a night shift although his kiosk is already open around the clock – the whole country's panopticon in one small kiosk, with a running time of about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-ruckkehr-der-spati-ritter-5431/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-rueckkehr-der-spaeti-ritter/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/75f0058c92eb58f48f1caffdf7bea23d68af6f684795506c8685acfb31726751-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-10-10T00:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-01-31T18:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "A cabaret evening at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. The Berlin house is behind the programme: while the chancellor is still occupied with the agricultural diesel rebate, the groundbreaking invention of two Berlin biology students triggers worldwide political entanglements.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-15657/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkung-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3920691/?affiliate=VB1&cityname=Berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/dc8061d39d6bfb6311d52b88c5c0aa8264b5e65a3ecfec4855d00b7cee5dd450-600.webp"}, {"title": "Die Klöckner von Instagram", "start": "2026-10-29T00:00:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-31T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 31,00 €", "price_from": "31.00", "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Die Klöckner von Instagram\" is a colourful revue-style programme of political cabaret at the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater. The DISTEL ensemble with Nancy Spiller, Stefan Martin Müller and Timo Doleys, based on a script by the DISTEL authors' collective and directed by Frank Voigtmann, takes on the pressing issues of our time with live music – from demographic change and globalisation to high egg prices, a shortage of skilled workers and the German government. The programme lasts about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission. Tickets start at 31.00 euros.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-klockner-von-instagram-30319/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-kloeckner-von-instagram/", "image": ""}, {"title": "Generalprobe: Gut im Abgang", "start": "2026-11-17T12:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire"], "description": "\"Generalprobe: Gut im Abgang\" is the dress rehearsal of the satirical year-in-review show 2026 of Berlin's Kabarett-Theater Distel. On stage is the Distel ensemble with Katharina Martin, Jens Neutag and Axel Pätz. In a fast-paced program of 2x50 minutes they pack the year's political twists and everyday madness, from the Winter Olympics and football World Cup to Trump and what feels like more state elections in Germany than there are federal states. The show is entertaining, musical and, when necessary, opinionated.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/generalprobe-gut-im-abgang-5444/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/gut-im-abgang/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/479e18d40d36a1b3964815445079f05234bf8d2c884da86c7ed05cd28052911a-600.webp"}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-11-06T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 32,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage"], "description": "\"Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen\" is a fast-paced, topical political cabaret show with plenty of music. It is performed at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in the Europa Center. The story: two Berlin biology students invent a pill for eternal life that is so expensive only American tech millionaires and a foreign president can afford it – when it is to be given to Friedrich Merz and others, Germany erupts in outrage. The text and direction come from Frank Lüdecke, Sören Sieg and Marcus Kaloff, with Robert F. Martin, Heike Ostendorp and Santina Maria Schrader on stage.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-19751/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-wie-friedrich-merz-das-land-rettete", "image": "https://noky.io/images/5d02e59972f50d8cd60f58923cdf02ee84633fb42be62d92d7b6e8408ab4c693-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Voraufführung: Gut im Abgang", "start": "2026-11-17T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire"], "description": "\"Gut im Abgang\" is a satirical cabaret review of the year 2026. The Distel ensemble with Katharina Martin, Jens Neutag and Axel Pätz packs political twists and everyday madness – from the Winter Olympics and the Football World Cup to Trump and seemingly endless state elections in Germany – into a fast-paced programme of 2x50 minutes. This preview performance is entertaining, musical and opinionated where necessary. The review lasts about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/vorauffuhrung-gut-im-abgang-5445/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/gut-im-abgang/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/49303071c0120d8dae8148fe1c999e7a7d7ae5d01868b028bb0df70e331ea109-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Kabarett: Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy (Abend)", "start": "2026-11-04T19:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-04T21:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kulturhaus Karlshorst", "address": "Treskowallee 112, 10318 Berlin", "price": "25 € / Ermäßigt 16 €", "price_from": "25.00", "price_to": "25.00", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "An evening of musical-satirical cabaret at Kulturhaus Karlshorst. Dagmar Gelbke and Margit Meller perform as Trudchen and Irmchen. The show is staged in cooperation with Volkssolidarität Berlin. Reservations can be made by email or phone.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kabarett-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-abend-98186/", "official_url": "https://karlshorst.de/event/kabarett-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-abend/", "image": ""}, {"title": "Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-19T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar\" is a major cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. Behind the piece are the authors Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg plus an ensemble with Christine Detmers, Ella Schneider, Dominik Büttner, Bettina C. Proske and Luca Fazioli. The revue humorously tackles the question of how to make sense of German and international politics, including topics like Trump and Putin. It features real people on stage, verbal wit, music and funnier forecasts about the future than anywhere else.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-zukunft-ist-vorubergehend-nicht-erreichbar-24707/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-zukunft-ist-voruebergehend-nicht-erreichbar-eine-revue-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3922088/?affiliate=VB1", "image": "https://noky.io/images/3f8cd7b1a60de18423bf64b026d01ba39a281ce21ddf2763cdc77e5941c6f7a5-600.webp"}, {"title": "Wir sind nicht alt, aber sexxy!", "start": "2026-02-11T00:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-12-10T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Altstadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "28 €", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire"], "description": "\"Wir sind nicht alt, aber sexxy!\" is a musical-satirical cabaret programme at the Altstadttheater Köpenick. Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke, who once performed alongside Helga Hahnemann, and Margit Meller of the Frankfurt (Oder) cabaret \"Die Oderhähne\" play their aunts Trudchen and Irmchen. The two indestructible pensioners keep trying out new business ideas to top up their meagre widows' pensions — from market stalls to hired grandma duty at the parents' initiative \"Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakable optimism, they hold on to their motto: We are not old! But sexxy!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-16973/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/210abfe9537fd2fbe1d2651da57a24e92ecb619b59d722e57cc38907f369bca4-600.webp"}, {"title": "Dagmar Gelbke mit Margit Meller „Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy“", "start": "2026-11-04T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturhaus Karlshorst", "address": "Treskowallee 112, 10318 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "A musical-satirical cabaret programme by the cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke and Margit Meller. They play the aunts Trudchen and Irmchen, two indestructible pensioners who keep trying new business ideas to top up their meagre widows' pensions – at the market stall, as a rental granny in the parents' initiative „Genderblümchen“ or on phone-sex lines. With humour, cunning and unshakable optimism the two master everything, holding fast to their motto in life: we are not old! But sexxy!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexx-32469/", "official_url": "https://volkssolidaritaet-berlin.de/termine/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy/?occurrence=04.+November+2026", "image": "https://noky.io/images/90b20abf94b36f4db50b827d15a5337ee703195d13902d9953a422f3165c7624-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Hagen Rether – LIEBE – aktualisierte Fassung", "start": "2026-11-08T18:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Admiralspalast", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "A satirical cabaret programme titled „LIEBE – aktualisierte Fassung“ that lasts up to three and a half hours. Behind it is the cabaret artist Hagen Rether, who links current events with the forgotten, the near with the far, questions central beliefs of Western „civilisation“ and exposes so-called practical constraints as collective fictions to laughter. The constantly mutating programme with the ever-same title invites the audience to change perspectives, to think and act for themselves, and calls on people to free themselves from instrumentalised fear and anger. The evening is tragic, comic, painful and makes a passionate plea for enlightenment and compassion, against double standards and complacent consumerism.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/hagen-rether-liebe-aktualisierte-fassung-3617/", "official_url": "https://www.admiralspalast.theater/veranstaltung/hagen-rether-liebe-aktualisierte-fassung.html", "image": "https://noky.io/images/2a902a728840f634f070261c3fd715a78ea784192620eada6640fb140cc0b2c5-600.webp"}, {"title": "Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin", "start": "2026-11-06T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 32,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": "34.00", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin\" is a cabaret program marking the 75th anniversary of the Stachelschweine. Written by Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg, it imagines Berlin in 2029, where a chancellor plans to sell the capital as her \"Geheimplan Berlin\" to finance her campaign promises. Santina Maria Schrader, Rafael Albert and Norma Anthes perform on stage, with Frank Lüdecke directing. The show combines black humor with Berlin-style composure.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin-19753/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/jubilaeumsprogramm-75-jahre-ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/85ec896f8380ee3acfda52943eed85c1dc2c28fa6412c90138d68ab8a14431d3-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Manfred Lütz: Wie Sie unvermeidlich glücklich werden", "start": "2026-11-08T14:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "science/psychology"], "description": "\"Manfred Lütz: Wie Sie unvermeidlich glücklich werden\" is a cabaret-style lecture evening at the Kabarett-Theater Distel. Behind it is Manfred Lütz, a psychiatrist, psychotherapist and bestselling author, who backs up a bold thesis in a highly amusing yet thought-provoking talk. It is about what the smartest people in the world thought about happiness, how life can succeed and why brain researchers should not reproduce. By the end, visitors know why they no longer need to buy self-help books and can find their own happiness.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/manfred-lutz-wie-sie-unvermeidlich-glucklich-werden-5439/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/manfred-luetz-wie-sie-unvermeidlich-gluecklich-werden/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/89a9173a5e05fdac604296120b1e1c70fd565628e9bed548d047d086b5cb07de-600.webp"}, {"title": "Lara Ermer mit Leicht entflammbar", "start": "2026-11-06T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Mehringhof Theater", "address": "Gneisenaustraße 2a, 10961 Berlin", "price": "22,44 €", "price_from": "27.84", "price_to": "27.84", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "A comedy evening with cabaret artist Lara Ermer at the Mehringhof Theater in Berlin-Kreuzberg. It is about people no longer understanding the world – so she has done some reading up on it. With refreshing clarity she tackles the important questions of our time without burning her fingers on them.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/lara-ermer-mit-leicht-entflammbar-16866/", "official_url": "https://www.mehringhoftheater.de/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/455710b27e8d3759cde75cf319aadf3b7202ffaa4fb1888d01ca64303063cca2-600.webp"}]}