{"title": "Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar", "start": "2026-11-16T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 34,00 €", "price_from": "34.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar\" is a revue at the cabaret theatre Die Stachelschweine. It is presented by Hippopotamus Productions GmbH together with the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine. The show takes on German and international politics, including figures like Trump and Putin. It claims to have already projected the most important future developments, promising that its forecasts are funnier than most.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-zukunft-ist-vorubergehend-nicht-erreichbar-19754/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/db4bbe2171bce15b0b472c0ccdaf74c5298177450aa3936bd69aa707da489ec1-2000.webp", "dates": [{"start": "2026-11-16T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-17T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-18T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-19T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-23T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-24T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-26T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-11-27T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-12-15T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-12-19T16:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2026-12-19T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2027-03-16T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2027-03-17T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2027-03-18T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}, {"start": "2027-03-19T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}], "similar": [{"title": "Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-19T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-zukunft-ist-voruebergehend-nicht-erreichbar-eine-revue-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3922088/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar\" is a major cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. 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The Berlin house is behind the programme: while the chancellor is still occupied with the agricultural diesel rebate, the groundbreaking invention of two Berlin biology students triggers worldwide political entanglements.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-15657/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkung-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3920691/?affiliate=VB1&cityname=Berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/dc8061d39d6bfb6311d52b88c5c0aa8264b5e65a3ecfec4855d00b7cee5dd450-600.webp"}, {"title": "Die letzten Tage von Deutschland", "start": "2026-10-11T00:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-01-27T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 34,00 €", "price_from": "34.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-letzten-tage-von-deutschland-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-4188865/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die letzten Tage von Deutschland\" is a satirical stage show with music at the Die Stachelschweine cabaret theatre in Berlin. 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Written by Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg, it imagines Berlin in 2029, where a chancellor plans to sell the capital as her \"Geheimplan Berlin\" to finance her campaign promises. Santina Maria Schrader, Rafael Albert and Norma Anthes perform on stage, with Frank Lüdecke directing. 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The story: two Berlin biology students invent a pill for eternal life that is so expensive only American tech millionaires and a foreign president can afford it – when it is to be given to Friedrich Merz and others, Germany erupts in outrage. The text and direction come from Frank Lüdecke, Sören Sieg and Marcus Kaloff, with Robert F. 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It parodies the smallest grand coalition ever, whose culture of debate has hit rock bottom, so three members of parliament are sentenced to pain therapy. The chancellor practices anger management too, until the therapy robot breaks down. Written by Timo Doleys and directed by Sebastian Wirnitzer.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-mit-dem-lastenrad-durch-die-wand-5436/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-schmerztherapie/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/e0b09ea7f8048b6f343b1481730091b9761e0b3d20206f730dc843c1e3c0a5de-600.webp"}, {"title": "Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter", "start": "2026-11-10T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12250", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "\"Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter\" is a cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL in Berlin. It was written by Michael Frowin and Philipp Schaller, directed by Lilian Laeticia Haack, and features songs by Annamateur, Michael Krebs, Axel Pätz and others, performed by the theatre's ensemble. The satire is set in Wolle's late-night kiosk in the middle of Berlin's government quarter, where in 2026 a motley crowd – from stubborn pensioners to a professor fighting for an analogue life – comes to the capital to demonstrate against rather than with each other. Even an oddball named Friedrich Merz drops by to demand Wolle work a night shift although his kiosk is already open around the clock – the whole country's panopticon in one small kiosk, with a running time of about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-ruckkehr-der-spati-ritter-5431/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-rueckkehr-der-spaeti-ritter/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/75f0058c92eb58f48f1caffdf7bea23d68af6f684795506c8685acfb31726751-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Elefantenrunde Podcast live", "start": "2026-11-08T12:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.komoedie-berlin.de/produktionen/sauerkohl-und-missetaten.html", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["society/politics"], "description": "The live podcast „Elefantenrunde“ records a talk round in front of an audience at the cabaret theatre Die Stachelschweine. The guest is former Federal Chancellor Olaf Scholz. The two „Elephants“, Hajo Schumacher and Frank Stauss, talk to him about the new North-South Commission, which he co-chairs together with Costa Rica's former President Laura Chinchilla, and about his long career in politics. As always, the discussion promises to be witty, serious and highly entertaining.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/elefantenrunde-podcast-live-20158/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/0967849c613a1dd612d1192adc63b37850ed0a5c8426f81c435c52816b8fe79a-600.webp"}, {"title": "Nix gibt’s!", "start": "2026-10-30T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "F40 - English Theatre Berlin", "address": "Fidicinstraße 40, 10965 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://thikwa.reservix.de/p/reservix/event/2593564", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["society/pensions", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "\"Nix gibt's!\" is a grand pension revue. Behind it are Theater Thikwa and glanz&krawall, who, following \"Die Tüten aus der Verwaltung\", devote themselves to another German horror subject: the pension. In the spirit of Erwin Piscator's historical-political mammoth shows, the revue brings the history of horror back to the stage — with magic, tap dance, verbal and vocal acrobatics, and of course many lovely paragraphs. Welcome to the Thikwastadt-Palast!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/nix-gibts-16601/", "official_url": "https://www.thikwa.de/stuecke/nix-gibts/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/c3ef05c174f14362e3e8dc20b56672bb250ed14bfbace07343bf0ec1e5e759c1-600.webp"}, {"title": "Die Elefantenrunde mit Hajo Schumacher & Frank Stauss. Zu Gast: Olaf Scholz", "start": "2026-11-08T12:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 31,00 €", "price_from": "31.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/tickets", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["society/politics"], "description": "A live recording of the podcast “Elefantenrunde” at the cabaret venue Die Stachelschweine. Its hosts Hajo Schumacher and Frank Stauss talk with Olaf Scholz about democracy in Germany and around the world as well as his long career in politics. The former German Chancellor currently heads the new North-South Commission together with Costa Rica's former president Laura Chinchilla. According to the organizers it will be humorous, serious and highly entertaining, lasting about two hours with an intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-elefantenrunde-mit-hajo-schumacher-frank-stauss-zu-gast-4445/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/elefantenrunde-podcast-mit-hajo-schumacher-frank-stauss-mit-olaf-scholz-08-11-2026", "image": "https://noky.io/images/445c55dbdd9ea420e5c4fcda7b73023610befca0540faf451ed33d42263a9906-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Die SchMERZtherapie", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-14T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 33,00 €", "price_from": "33.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die SchMERZtherapie\" is a cabaret show at the Distel - Berliner Kabarett-Theater. Written by Timo Doleys with contributions by Martin Maier-Bode, Lorenz Meyer, Jens Neutag and Axel Pätz, and directed by Sebastian Wirnitzer, it follows a shrunken grand coalition whose MPs and the chancellor are sent to a therapy seminar of trust exercises and anger management, until the therapy robot runs off. On stage are Samia Dauenhauer, Timo Doleys and Jens Eulenberger, with live music from Falk Breitkreuz and Tilman Ritter.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-30415/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/22af59306ca1a9685be8d1052309422a720e1df58d557749aa46d59b53fb5b2f-600.webp"}, {"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen", "start": "2026-10-24T15:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-12-27T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "24,00 EUR - 39,00 EUR", "price_from": "24.00", "price_to": "39.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen\" is a cabaret show by the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater subtitled \"Dauerbaustelle Deutschland\". On stage are cabaret artists Timo Doley and Karsten Kramer, cabaret performer Nancy Spiller, and musician Bianca Dolabella. The program is a hilarious take on Germany as a permanent building site, with rising health insurance contributions, growing national debt, and a quarreling coalition that keeps postponing reforms. The show runs about 100 minutes plus an intermission and delivers dense punchlines with gags straight from the source and jokes from free-range farming.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-30354/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Transport: Fasten your Seat Belts!", "start": "2026-10-31T14:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Schaubude Berlin", "address": "Greifswalder Straße 81-84, 10405 Berlin", "price": "solidarisch 25,00 € | regulär 18,00 € | ermäßigt 12,00 €", "price_from": "18.00", "price_to": "18.00", "tickets_url": "https://schaubude.reservix.de/p/reservix/event/2609211", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["stage/puppetry"], "description": "\"Transport: Fasten your Seat Belts!\" is hyperrealistic puppet theatre in miniature format, part of the Europe-wide celebrated six-part theatre series \"Transport\", which explores the effects of mobility in a globalised world. The production comes from the Klaipėda Puppet Theatre of Lithuania, performed by Kęstutis Bručkus and Renata Kutaitė-Raudonienė and directed by Tin Grabnar. It tells of Megan, who lives the American Dream and receives a luxury trip into space for her birthday – yet from the distance of space, the contradictions of a torn-apart Earth stand out more clearly than she expected. In about 40 minutes, realistically designed miniature worlds, 3D-printed figures and a 3D soundscape create an immersive experience that asks whether space travel is ultimately an escape from the problems we create ourselves.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/transport-fasten-your-seat-belts-16629/", "official_url": "https://schaubude.berlin/de/spielplan/transport-fasten-your-seat-belts/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/1b6385d468a09a8ce7eba906e769daacd970f1eb53abb78ac9f52ab1524d3902-600.webp"}, {"title": "Martin Buchholz – Reihe 1-10 – Was ich noch sagen wollte", "start": "2026-11-08T15:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Wühlmäuse", "address": "Pommernallee 2-4, 14052 Berlin", "price": "36,00 €", "price_from": "29.40", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://wuehlmaeuse.de/veranstaltung/martin-buchholz-noch-sagen/ticket/52871", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "A political cabaret programme titled „Was ich noch sagen wollte“. Behind it is Martin Buchholz, a satirist who has swept up cabaret and small-arts prizes, whose tool is the German language. He speaks up with a new topical programme of classic, nasty, slyly ironic word cabaret with a Tucholsky and Brecht touch. The event takes place at Die Wühlmäuse in Berlin.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/martin-buchholz-reihe-1-10-was-ich-noch-sagen-wollte-57795/", "official_url": "https://wuehlmaeuse.de/veranstaltung/martin-buchholz-noch-sagen/ticket/52870", "image": "https://noky.io/images/86fced2359fa4323aa88f708d5bb30f02a7062a1a68d36fdde657d7f06949da2-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Nix gibt's! Kombiticket Workshop + Vorstellung", "start": "2026-11-07T14:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Theater Thikwa (F40)", "address": "Fidicinstraße 40, 10965 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://thikwa.reservix.de/p/reservix/event/2593564", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["stage/variety/revue", "society/pensions"], "description": "“Nix gibt's! Kombiticket Workshop + Vorstellung” is a performance of the pension revue “Nix gibt's!” combined with a workshop in a single ticket. Theater Thikwa and the group glanz&krawall tackle, as a co-production, the German horror topic of retirement. Modelled on Erwin Piscator's historic-political mammoth shows, the revue brings the history of dread back to the stage with magic, tap dance, verbal and vocal acrobatics. The piece asks how our pension system works and what it would need to offer better prospects for everyone.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/nix-gibts-kombiticket-workshop-vorstellung-45472/", "official_url": "https://www.thikwa.de/stuecke/nix-gibts/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/58b7cf29f0e303e724c7653df3b8b24c59b2f88c6107c330f82edb5d5a580b66-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Nix gibt's! premiere", "start": "2026-10-30T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Theater Thikwa (F40)", "address": "Fidicinstraße 40, 10965 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://thikwa.reservix.de/p/reservix/event/2593564", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["stage/variety/revue", "society/pensions"], "description": "\"Nix gibt's!\" is a grand pension revue that takes aim at the German pension system. Following \"Die Tüten aus der Verwaltung\", Theater Thikwa and glanz&krawall turn to another German horror topic, the pension, and this time face the predicament with courage. Modeled on Erwin Piscator's historic-political mammoth shows, the revue brings the history of horror back to the stage and asks how our pension system works and what it would need to offer better prospects for everyone. Magic, tap dance, verbal and vocal acrobatics, and plenty of beautiful paragraphs are the means to tackle 137 years of statutory pension insurance – welcome to the Thikwastadt-Palast!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/nix-gibts-premiere-26464/", "official_url": "https://www.thikwa.de/stuecke/nix-gibts/", "image": ""}]}