{"title": "Ein Hauptmann kommt selten allein", "start": "2025-04-10T00:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-11-10T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Altstadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "28 €", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/event/ein-hauptmann-kommt-selten-allein-henning-ruwe-martin-valenske-altstadttheater-koepenick-22099822/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "„Ein Hauptmann kommt selten allein“ is a cabaret evening at the Altstadttheater Köpenick. Behind the newly founded Köpenicker Kabarett Kombinat are Henning Ruwe and Martin Valenske, also known from the Berliner DISTEL. They promise absurd satire taking on the foolishness of the world, from a cruise ship with Captain Silbereisen to the Berlin bureaucracy. 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It is performed and sung by Dagmar Jaeger, Sabine Matthes, Uwe Karpa and Olaf Schülke, with Bernd Wefelmeyer at the piano, who also wrote the book and music; the lyrics are by Ensikat, Ristock and Rascher. Berlin hits such as “Koffer in Berlin” are sure to feature.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/berlin-berliner-am-berlinsten-kabarett-satirisch-bissig-mit-34318/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Kabarett \"Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten\"", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Hauptmanns-Klub 103,5", "address": "Wendenschloßstraße 103-105, 12557 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/event/jan-uwe-rogge-matthias-jung-chill-mal-erziehungskabarett-berliner-kabarett-theater-die-wuehlmaeuse-20668838/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "music"], "description": "\"Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten\" is a cabaret programme with music. It promises satirical and biting entertainment. The event takes place at the Stadttheater Köpenick. No further details about the performers are given.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kabarett-berlin-berliner-am-berlinsten-33796/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/9d5ee23b576df3e4b2b1c8c215a79c71c8b5771f184df0f5d4cc3742850d7821-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Der Hauptmann von Köpenick", "start": "2026-11-06T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-06T21:25:00+01:00", "place": "Berliner Ensemble", "address": "Bertolt-Brecht-Platz 1, 10117 Berlin", "price": "Preis C", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.berliner-ensemble.de/shop", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["stage/theatre/drama", "history/germany"], "description": "A theatre evening presenting Carl Zuckmayer's play \"Der Hauptmann von Köpenick\" as a staged reading with live music. The actor Max Hopp, himself born in Köpenick, performs alone all the characters of the true story of shoemaker Wilhelm Voigt, who in 1906 stormed the Köpenick town hall disguised as a captain. The musician Doris Decker plays the stage music. The material holds up a mirror to a society in a uniform frenzy and shows a man who does not fit into society.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/der-hauptmann-von-kopenick-3747/", "official_url": "https://www.berliner-ensemble.de/inszenierung/max-hopp-der-hauptmann-von-koepenick", "image": "https://noky.io/images/f21272a0bc3ee7adf406eaf2a6a5eb3e05a7e78c3b72ca850a093ddd3528c08a-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Wir sind nicht alt, aber sexxy!", "start": "2026-02-11T00:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-12-10T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Altstadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "28 €", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "tickets_url": "https://plugin.vbotickets.com/plugin/events?s=c03c388b-47b2-4214-abdf-dca0a6ced7a2", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire"], "description": "\"Wir sind nicht alt, aber sexxy!\" is a musical-satirical cabaret programme at the Altstadttheater Köpenick. Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke, who once performed alongside Helga Hahnemann, and Margit Meller of the Frankfurt (Oder) cabaret \"Die Oderhähne\" play their aunts Trudchen and Irmchen. The two indestructible pensioners keep trying out new business ideas to top up their meagre widows' pensions — from market stalls to hired grandma duty at the parents' initiative \"Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakable optimism, they hold on to their motto: We are not old! But sexxy!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-16973/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/210abfe9537fd2fbe1d2651da57a24e92ecb619b59d722e57cc38907f369bca4-600.webp"}, {"title": "Kleinkunst-Cocktail", "start": "2026-11-01T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Zimmertheater Steglitz", "address": "Bornstraße 17, 12163 Berlin", "price": "19.- €", "price_from": "19.00", "price_to": "19.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music/chanson", "literature"], "description": "Kleinkunst-Cocktail is a show with changing guests from the broad field of small-stage arts, from cabaret and satire to literature and chanson. It is hosted by theatre director Günter Rüdiger, who presents guests on the first Sunday of each month. Guests in November include Michael Zehentner, Maria Jamborsky, Hendrik Bloch and Tanja Arenberg, among others. Humorous – versatile – unique!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kleinkunst-cocktail-8270/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter", "start": "2026-11-10T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12250", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "\"Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter\" is a cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL in Berlin. It was written by Michael Frowin and Philipp Schaller, directed by Lilian Laeticia Haack, and features songs by Annamateur, Michael Krebs, Axel Pätz and others, performed by the theatre's ensemble. The satire is set in Wolle's late-night kiosk in the middle of Berlin's government quarter, where in 2026 a motley crowd – from stubborn pensioners to a professor fighting for an analogue life – comes to the capital to demonstrate against rather than with each other. Even an oddball named Friedrich Merz drops by to demand Wolle work a night shift although his kiosk is already open around the clock – the whole country's panopticon in one small kiosk, with a running time of about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-ruckkehr-der-spati-ritter-5431/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-rueckkehr-der-spaeti-ritter/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/75f0058c92eb58f48f1caffdf7bea23d68af6f684795506c8685acfb31726751-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Hans & Gina – Das Berliner Musikkabarett!", "start": "2026-11-07T18:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Dicke Paula", "address": "Schlieperstraße 69, 13507 Berlin-Tegel", "price": "frei, die Künstler sammeln!", "price_from": "0.00", "price_to": "0.00", "tickets_url": "http://gastronaut.ai/reservations/dickepaula/link/fbxve9gl", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music"], "description": "Hans & Gina – Das Berliner Musikkabarett! is a musical cabaret evening with live music at the Dicke Paula restaurant in Berlin-Tegel. Behind the program are Hans Reißner on piano and Gina Kahl-Reißner with vocals and as compère. It is about the big and small absurdities of everyday life, from the coming apocalypse and granny's meatballs to the love of music – sometimes funny, sometimes bitter, sometimes warm, with Berlin attitude and sharp lyrics. Seats are limited and reserving in advance is recommended; entry is free, with the artists collecting donations.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/hans-gina-das-berliner-musikkabarett-14447/", "official_url": "https://dicke-paula.de/events/hans-gina-berliner-musikkabarett-2026/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/02d91238110ff69e267e7e63e786b77716784dc8f6181485e572a3ea3e3d123f-1200.webp"}, {"title": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Bürgersaal Zehlendorf", "address": "Teltower Damm 18, 14163 Berlin", "price": "12 € (10 €)", "price_from": "12.00", "price_to": "12.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "history/berlin"], "description": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“ is a programme of couplets and cheeky rhymes from old Berlin. Frank Dittmer (recitation, song) and Johannes Gahl (piano) present uproariously funny rhymes in the folk style, from Glaßbrenner's „Nante“ to Bleibtreu's „Bier bleibt Bier“, combined with the tongue-in-cheek couplets of the great local composers and delightful piano wit. Along the way appear the unemployed odd-jobber and the barrel-organ man, the potato-dumpling eater and the moon man in purest Berlin idiom. The programme shows that the Berliner is hard to beat for self-irony, quick wit and cunning.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ick-sitze-hier-und-esse-klops-33447/", "official_url": "https://www.berlin.de/land/kalender/?detail=291496&ls=0&c=91&kategorie[8]=3&kategorie[11]=4&kategorie[12]=5&kategorie[17]=42&date_start=24.10.2026", "image": "https://noky.io/images/18ec7f4dbc8644aa89c3b893b0dcd782769051016edc4817b86f3ba18390dc59-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Die SchMERZtherapie", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-14T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 33,00 €", "price_from": "33.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die SchMERZtherapie\" is a cabaret show at the Distel - Berliner Kabarett-Theater. Written by Timo Doleys with contributions by Martin Maier-Bode, Lorenz Meyer, Jens Neutag and Axel Pätz, and directed by Sebastian Wirnitzer, it follows a shrunken grand coalition whose MPs and the chancellor are sent to a therapy seminar of trust exercises and anger management, until the therapy robot runs off. On stage are Samia Dauenhauer, Timo Doleys and Jens Eulenberger, with live music from Falk Breitkreuz and Tilman Ritter.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-30415/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-25T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "A cabaret evening at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. The Berlin house is behind the programme: while the chancellor is still occupied with the agricultural diesel rebate, the groundbreaking invention of two Berlin biology students triggers worldwide political entanglements.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-15657/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkung-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3920691/?affiliate=VB1&cityname=Berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/dc8061d39d6bfb6311d52b88c5c0aa8264b5e65a3ecfec4855d00b7cee5dd450-600.webp"}, {"title": "Open Stage – Mitmachbühne, Repair & Begegnung", "start": "2026-11-05T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Altstadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "Eintritt frei", "price_from": "0.00", "price_to": "0.00", "tickets_url": "https://altstadttheater-koepenick.de/tickets/", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["stage/stage-performance/open-stage"], "description": "An open stage at the Altstadttheater Köpenick where guests can step onto the stage themselves. The evening is hosted by magician Allison Wonder, featuring magic, music, stories and both spontaneous and registered contributions. A craft and glue corner awaits in the theater café. The series is partially supported by the Kiezkasse Altstadt Köpenick.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/open-stage-mitmachbuhne-repair-begegnung-16965/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/4420edcc215915341edc40c6afa6d3c4728ad60c4b09b015cd78139988efc117-600.webp"}, {"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen", "start": "2026-10-24T15:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-12-27T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "24,00 EUR - 39,00 EUR", "price_from": "24.00", "price_to": "39.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen\" is a cabaret show by the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater subtitled \"Dauerbaustelle Deutschland\". On stage are cabaret artists Timo Doley and Karsten Kramer, cabaret performer Nancy Spiller, and musician Bianca Dolabella. The program is a hilarious take on Germany as a permanent building site, with rising health insurance contributions, growing national debt, and a quarreling coalition that keeps postponing reforms. The show runs about 100 minutes plus an intermission and delivers dense punchlines with gags straight from the source and jokes from free-range farming.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-30354/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Johannes Hallervorden - Am 8. Tag schuf Gott den Rechtsanwalt", "start": "2026-10-30T16:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Theater am Frankfurter Tor", "address": "Karl-Marx-Allee 133, 10243 Berlin", "price": "EUR 40.31", "price_from": "40.31", "price_to": "40.31", "tickets_url": "https://www.berlin.de/tickets/kabarett/johannes-hallervorden-am-8-tag-schuf-gott-den-rechtsanwalt/2026-10-30-johannes-hallervorden-am-8-tag-schuf-gott-den-rechtsanwalt-7c09af6e-9fe4-4f9e-9cde-3288ebad807f/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "A cabaret evening billed as a classic of German cabaret, packed with punchlines, dark humour and intelligent entertainment. It is written by Werner Koczwara and performed with Johannes Hallervorden. The programme takes aim at the sheer flood of German laws and paragraphs – from marrying someone who is unconscious to placing warning triangles during funeral processions – in a language even lawyers can barely follow anymore. Against that, it suggests, there is only one form of self-defence: laughter, in two hours of refreshing comedy.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/johannes-hallervorden-am-8-tag-schuf-gott-den-rechtsanwalt-8544/", "official_url": "https://www.berlin.de/tickets/kabarett/johannes-hallervorden-am-8-tag-schuf-gott-den-rechtsanwalt/2026-10-17-johannes-hallervorden-am-8-tag-schuf-gott-den-rechtsanwalt-377dacab-41a1-4699-b222-d9e31e0397a7/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/ad6c501b0378e65db744a403bc0759032155ecd08d4bb0c80e6ef4f6422e2cf3-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin", "start": "2026-11-06T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 32,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/tickets", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin\" is a cabaret program marking the 75th anniversary of the Stachelschweine. Written by Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg, it imagines Berlin in 2029, where a chancellor plans to sell the capital as her \"Geheimplan Berlin\" to finance her campaign promises. Santina Maria Schrader, Rafael Albert and Norma Anthes perform on stage, with Frank Lüdecke directing. The show combines black humor with Berlin-style composure.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin-19753/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/jubilaeumsprogramm-75-jahre-ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/85ec896f8380ee3acfda52943eed85c1dc2c28fa6412c90138d68ab8a14431d3-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Der Hauptmann von Köpenick – Vom Sträfling zur Legende", "start": "2026-10-08T00:00:00+02:00", "end": "2028-08-03T20:00:00+02:00", "place": "Rathaus Köpenick", "address": "Alt-Köpenick 21, 12555 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "exhibitions-museums", "tags": ["history/berlin"], "description": "The permanent exhibition “Der Hauptmann von Köpenick – Vom Sträfling zur Legende” is presented by the Museen Treptow-Köpenick in the district office's department of culture and can be seen in Köpenick's town hall. On 16 October 1906 the unemployed shoemaker Wilhelm Voigt took over the town hall wearing a captain's uniform bought from a junk dealer, detained the mayor and had the municipal cash box handed over to him. The exhibition traces the course of this “Köpenickiade” and shows what military norms and values meant in Wilhelmine Berlin. It also addresses the legends that began to form right after the raid and the tragicomic personality of Wilhelm Voigt.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/der-hauptmann-von-kopenick-vom-strafling-zur-legende-3477/", "official_url": "https://www.berlin.de/museum-treptow-koepenick/museen/hauptmannausstellung/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/857fab5e6e4bbe8cba864b3868e6782bef353b0732985d6a6d0b37788d2c620b-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Walter Sittler & Johann von Bülow: Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!", "start": "2026-11-01T18:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12046", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "history"], "description": "A cabaret-style reading evening titled \"Walter Sittler & Johann von Bülow: Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!\" at the Kabarett-Theater Distel. The two actors Walter Sittler and Johann von Bülow devote it to the world history of lying, from forged documents and the 19th-century con artists to the Berlin Wall. Following the success of their reading honoring Roger Willemsen and Dieter Hildebrandt at Hamburg's St. Pauli Theater, they are now on tour with this entertaining search for the truth about lies. The evening of scandalous untruths and sly intrigues lasts about two hours including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/walter-sittler-johann-von-bulow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwor-5438/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/walter-sittler-johann-von-buelow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwort/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/16d80caece1de67d870d6d71fb44222bb38d954b26157da7dbf08c928fbafca5-600.webp"}]}