{"title": "\"Gartenfest - In meinem Garten bin ich Kapitän\"", "start": "2026-10-25T16:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Stadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Wendenschloßstr. 103-105 12557", "price": "28,00 €", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "tickets_url": "https://rausgegangen.reservix.de/p/reservix/event/2591340", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["stage/cabaret"], "description": "\"Gartenfest - In meinem Garten bin ich Kapitän\" is a scenic cabaret with music at Stadttheater Köpenick. It stars Dagmar Jaeger and Michael Nitzel, who both spent over 30 years as cabaret performers at the Distel and have met again here. Music and direction are by Bernd Wefelmeyer, with texts by Inge Ristock and Peter Ensikat. The cabaret artists compare their attempt to improve the world to meteorologists and the weather: they cannot change it, but in cabaret everyone can at least laugh together.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/gartenfest-in-meinem-garten-bin-ich-kapitan-34459/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/1e4f8da099fa00a75faf51e1d62195c10a4f7ea87ce8f15d95be8ace6173bd1b-600.webp", "dates": [{"start": "2026-10-25T16:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Stadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Wendenschloßstr. 103-105 12557", "tickets": ""}], "similar": [{"title": "Ein Hauptmann kommt selten allein", "start": "2025-04-10T00:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-11-10T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Altstadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "28 €", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/event/ein-hauptmann-kommt-selten-allein-henning-ruwe-martin-valenske-altstadttheater-koepenick-22099822/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "„Ein Hauptmann kommt selten allein“ is a cabaret evening at the Altstadttheater Köpenick. Behind the newly founded Köpenicker Kabarett Kombinat are Henning Ruwe and Martin Valenske, also known from the Berliner DISTEL. They promise absurd satire taking on the foolishness of the world, from a cruise ship with Captain Silbereisen to the Berlin bureaucracy. 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Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke, who once performed alongside Helga Hahnemann, and Margit Meller of the Frankfurt (Oder) cabaret \"Die Oderhähne\" play their aunts Trudchen and Irmchen. The two indestructible pensioners keep trying out new business ideas to top up their meagre widows' pensions — from market stalls to hired grandma duty at the parents' initiative \"Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakable optimism, they hold on to their motto: We are not old! But sexxy!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-16973/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/210abfe9537fd2fbe1d2651da57a24e92ecb619b59d722e57cc38907f369bca4-600.webp"}, {"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen", "start": "2026-10-24T15:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-12-27T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "24,00 EUR - 39,00 EUR", "price_from": "24.00", "price_to": "39.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim-light.com/de/a/6a3122ff47748daf04dd96c5/s/6aba6ef7dbaa6ba5680e92d4", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen\" is a cabaret show by the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater subtitled \"Dauerbaustelle Deutschland\". On stage are cabaret artists Timo Doley and Karsten Kramer, cabaret performer Nancy Spiller, and musician Bianca Dolabella. The program is a hilarious take on Germany as a permanent building site, with rising health insurance contributions, growing national debt, and a quarreling coalition that keeps postponing reforms. The show runs about 100 minutes plus an intermission and delivers dense punchlines with gags straight from the source and jokes from free-range farming.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-30354/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-25T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "A cabaret evening at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. The Berlin house is behind the programme: while the chancellor is still occupied with the agricultural diesel rebate, the groundbreaking invention of two Berlin biology students triggers worldwide political entanglements.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-15657/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkung-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3920691/?affiliate=VB1&cityname=Berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/dc8061d39d6bfb6311d52b88c5c0aa8264b5e65a3ecfec4855d00b7cee5dd450-600.webp"}, {"title": "Dagmar Gelbke mit Margit Meller „Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy“", "start": "2026-11-04T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturhaus Karlshorst", "address": "Treskowallee 112, 10318 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "A musical-satirical cabaret programme featuring the characters Trudchen and Irmchen. Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke and Margit Meller play two indestructible pensioners who keep trying new business schemes to top up their meagre widows' pensions – from a market stall to being a rent-a-granny at the parents' initiative „Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakeable optimism, the two stand by their motto in life: \"Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy!\" (We're not old! But sexxy!). The guest performance at Kulturhaus Karlshorst is noted as sold out.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexx-32469/", "official_url": "https://volkssolidaritaet-berlin.de/termine/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy/?occurrence=04.+November+2026", "image": ""}, {"title": "Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter", "start": "2026-11-10T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12250", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "\"Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter\" is a cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL in Berlin. It was written by Michael Frowin and Philipp Schaller, directed by Lilian Laeticia Haack, and features songs by Annamateur, Michael Krebs, Axel Pätz and others, performed by the theatre's ensemble. The satire is set in Wolle's late-night kiosk in the middle of Berlin's government quarter, where in 2026 a motley crowd – from stubborn pensioners to a professor fighting for an analogue life – comes to the capital to demonstrate against rather than with each other. Even an oddball named Friedrich Merz drops by to demand Wolle work a night shift although his kiosk is already open around the clock – the whole country's panopticon in one small kiosk, with a running time of about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-ruckkehr-der-spati-ritter-5431/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-rueckkehr-der-spaeti-ritter/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/75f0058c92eb58f48f1caffdf7bea23d68af6f684795506c8685acfb31726751-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Dagmar Gelbke mit Margit Meller „Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy“-Zusatzveranstaltung", "start": "2026-11-04T15:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-04T16:30:00+01:00", "place": "Kulturhaus Karlshorst", "address": "Treskowallee 112, 10318 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "A musical-satirical cabaret programme titled „Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy“. In it, the cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke and Margit Meller appear as the aunts Trudchen and Irmchen. The two unstoppable pensioners keep testing new business schemes to top up their meagre widows' pensions – whether at a stall, as a granny-for-hire at the parents' initiative „Genderblümchen“ or on phone sex lines – mastering everything with humour, cunning and unshakeable optimism.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexx-32468/", "official_url": "https://volkssolidaritaet-berlin.de/termine/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-2/?occurrence=04.+November+2026", "image": ""}, {"title": "Hans & Gina – Das Berliner Musikkabarett!", "start": "2026-11-07T18:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Dicke Paula", "address": "Schlieperstraße 69, 13507 Berlin-Tegel", "price": "frei, die Künstler sammeln!", "price_from": "0.00", "price_to": "0.00", "tickets_url": "http://gastronaut.ai/reservations/dickepaula/link/fbxve9gl", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music"], "description": "Hans & Gina – Das Berliner Musikkabarett! is a musical cabaret evening with live music at the Dicke Paula restaurant in Berlin-Tegel. Behind the program are Hans Reißner on piano and Gina Kahl-Reißner with vocals and as compère. It is about the big and small absurdities of everyday life, from the coming apocalypse and granny's meatballs to the love of music – sometimes funny, sometimes bitter, sometimes warm, with Berlin attitude and sharp lyrics. Seats are limited and reserving in advance is recommended; entry is free, with the artists collecting donations.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/hans-gina-das-berliner-musikkabarett-14447/", "official_url": "https://dicke-paula.de/events/hans-gina-berliner-musikkabarett-2026/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/02d91238110ff69e267e7e63e786b77716784dc8f6181485e572a3ea3e3d123f-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Die SchMERZtherapie", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-14T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 33,00 €", "price_from": "33.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/kabarett-distel/die-schmerztherapie-kabarett-theater-distel-3802180/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die SchMERZtherapie\" is a cabaret show at the Distel - Berliner Kabarett-Theater. Written by Timo Doleys with contributions by Martin Maier-Bode, Lorenz Meyer, Jens Neutag and Axel Pätz, and directed by Sebastian Wirnitzer, it follows a shrunken grand coalition whose MPs and the chancellor are sent to a therapy seminar of trust exercises and anger management, until the therapy robot runs off. On stage are Samia Dauenhauer, Timo Doleys and Jens Eulenberger, with live music from Falk Breitkreuz and Tilman Ritter.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-30415/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Der Hauptmann von Köpenick", "start": "2026-11-06T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-06T21:25:00+01:00", "place": "Berliner Ensemble", "address": "Bertolt-Brecht-Platz 1, 10117 Berlin", "price": "Preis C", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://berliner-ensemble.eventim-inhouse.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=15874", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["stage/theatre/drama", "history/germany"], "description": "A theatre evening presenting Carl Zuckmayer's play \"Der Hauptmann von Köpenick\" as a staged reading with live music. The actor Max Hopp, himself born in Köpenick, performs alone all the characters of the true story of shoemaker Wilhelm Voigt, who in 1906 stormed the Köpenick town hall disguised as a captain. The musician Doris Decker plays the stage music. The material holds up a mirror to a society in a uniform frenzy and shows a man who does not fit into society.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/der-hauptmann-von-kopenick-3747/", "official_url": "https://www.berliner-ensemble.de/inszenierung/max-hopp-der-hauptmann-von-koepenick", "image": "https://noky.io/images/f21272a0bc3ee7adf406eaf2a6a5eb3e05a7e78c3b72ca850a093ddd3528c08a-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Kleinkunst-Cocktail", "start": "2026-11-01T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Zimmertheater Steglitz", "address": "Bornstraße 17, 12163 Berlin", "price": "19.- €", "price_from": "19.00", "price_to": "19.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music/chanson", "literature"], "description": "Kleinkunst-Cocktail is a show with changing guests from the broad field of small-stage arts, from cabaret and satire to literature and chanson. It is hosted by theatre director Günter Rüdiger, who presents guests on the first Sunday of each month. Guests in November include Michael Zehentner, Maria Jamborsky, Hendrik Bloch and Tanja Arenberg, among others. Humorous – versatile – unique!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kleinkunst-cocktail-8270/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Bürgersaal Zehlendorf", "address": "Teltower Damm 18, 14163 Berlin", "price": "12 € (10 €)", "price_from": "12.00", "price_to": "12.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "history/berlin"], "description": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“ is a programme of couplets and cheeky rhymes from old Berlin. Frank Dittmer (recitation, song) and Johannes Gahl (piano) present uproariously funny rhymes in the folk style, from Glaßbrenner's „Nante“ to Bleibtreu's „Bier bleibt Bier“, combined with the tongue-in-cheek couplets of the great local composers and delightful piano wit. Along the way appear the unemployed odd-jobber and the barrel-organ man, the potato-dumpling eater and the moon man in purest Berlin idiom. The programme shows that the Berliner is hard to beat for self-irony, quick wit and cunning.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ick-sitze-hier-und-esse-klops-33447/", "official_url": "https://www.berlin.de/land/kalender/?detail=291496&ls=0&c=91&kategorie[8]=3&kategorie[11]=4&kategorie[12]=5&kategorie[17]=42&date_start=24.10.2026", "image": "https://noky.io/images/18ec7f4dbc8644aa89c3b893b0dcd782769051016edc4817b86f3ba18390dc59-1200.webp"}, {"title": "BIG Helga - een kleenet Menschenkind", "start": "2026-10-10T00:00:00+02:00", "end": "2028-06-28T00:00:00+02:00", "place": "Stadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Wendenschloßstr. 103-105 12557", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "music/schlager"], "description": "„Big Helga – Een kleenet Menschenkind“ is a stage show built around the songs and comedy sketches of singer and actress Helga Hahnemann. It is performed by her longtime stage partner Dagmar Gelbke and the cabaret artist Wolfgang Flieder. Together they bring Hahnemann's best-known material, written by author Angela Gentzmer, to the stage with humour and powerful vocals.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/big-helga-een-kleenet-menschenkind-15456/", "official_url": "https://altstadttheater-koepenick.de/reihe/big-helga-een-kleenet-menschenkind/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/0df3bbf68825f28d8e661a3515ab55f6ac1d2faaca07d06a21f2056a4ce78a88-600.webp"}, {"title": "Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Stadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Wendenschloßstr. 103-105 12557", "price": "€25.00 / reduced: €20.00", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["stage/theatre"], "description": "A theatre guest performance titled „Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten“. It is presented by the Stadttheater Köpenick; the source gives no further details of its content.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/berlin-berliner-am-berlinsten-20433/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Heinrich Zille trifft Claire Waldoff", "start": "2026-11-07T16:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturzentrum Staaken", "address": "Sandstraße 41, 13593 Berlin", "price": "10 €", "price_from": "10.00", "price_to": "10.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["history/berlin", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "A staged musical evening about Heinrich Zille and Claire Waldoff, two friends of 'Old Berlin' whose love for the city, its people and its language connected them. Sigrid Grajek presents stories and songs and this time takes on both roles, as Albrecht Hoffman cannot appear. The performance follows these true Berliners – one from Saxony, the other from the Ruhr area – through a night of the early 20th century. Their pub crawls were legendary.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/heinrich-zille-trifft-claire-waldoff-26936/", "official_url": "https://www.kulturzentrum-staaken.de/index.php/component/spsimpleportfolio/item/42-heinrich-zille-trifft-claire-waldoff-07-11?Itemid=0", "image": "https://noky.io/images/7d0df3d66cd5046e1bca1476f5849f450cc3668401c0e15cb48996c38b471f02-600.webp"}, {"title": "Alte Lieder – Traute Weisen - DERZEIT NICHT BUCHBAR; WIRD VERSCHOBEN", "start": "2026-11-01T16:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-01T16:00:00+01:00", "place": "Zilles Stubentheater", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "28€", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim-light.com/de/a/5a5f4f6f98014304df4ac6d7/s/6609423d25becd31e479048a", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["music/folk", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "“Alte Lieder – Traute Weisen” is a theatrical cabaret evening featuring the programme “Küchenlieder”. Actresses Jutta Kausch and Marion Reck sing while peeling potatoes in an old-Berlin kitchen setting, accompanied by Stefanie Rediske at the piano. The programme includes street ballads, folk songs and old-fashioned moral sayings from the “good old days”, which may not have been so good after all. Guests sit at small tables right in front of the stage and can enjoy wine, coffee and cake while being transported back in time.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/alte-lieder-traute-weisen-derzeit-nicht-buchbar-wird-verscho-8224/", "official_url": "https://zilles-stubentheater.de/event/alte-lieder-traute-weisen-12/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/f29885647248be26114196acacfe3f7601f335ac93c2bf4e50e7e36671ba088c-2000.webp"}]}