{"title": "Ich hab' noch einen Tesla in Berlin", "start": "2026-10-25T18:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "32,00 bis 49,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": "49.00", "tickets_url": "https://tickets.diestachelschweine.de/webshop/webticket/shop?language=de&production=4", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "The anniversary programme \"Ich hab' noch einen Tesla in Berlin\" puts a satirical glimpse of the future on stage in the basement of the Europa Center. The text is by Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg, directed by Frank Lüdecke, with Santina Maria Schrader, Florian Kleine and Norma Anthes performing. It tells a vision of the year 2029, in which Federal Chancellor Sahra Wagenknecht, governing in coalition with the AfD, comes under mounting pressure from runaway national debt. Her \"secret plan for Berlin\" is to sell the capital off as Germany's family silver – and an electric-car maker strikes immediately.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin-32637/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/6de7e36f4fc29190c87e05b874e6dd37b315171a10f9beb44ec6b2460974b151-1200.webp", "dates": [{"start": "2026-10-25T18:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "tickets": ""}], "similar": [{"title": "Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin", "start": "2026-11-06T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 32,00 €", "price_from": "32.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://tickets.diestachelschweine.de/webshop/webticket/shop?kassierer=web&event=196&el=true", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Ich hab´ noch einen Tesla in Berlin\" is a cabaret program marking the 75th anniversary of the Stachelschweine. Written by Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg, it imagines Berlin in 2029, where a chancellor plans to sell the capital as her \"Geheimplan Berlin\" to finance her campaign promises. Santina Maria Schrader, Rafael Albert and Norma Anthes perform on stage, with Frank Lüdecke directing. The show combines black humor with Berlin-style composure.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin-19753/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/jubilaeumsprogramm-75-jahre-ich-hab-noch-einen-tesla-in-berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/85ec896f8380ee3acfda52943eed85c1dc2c28fa6412c90138d68ab8a14431d3-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-19T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-zukunft-ist-voruebergehend-nicht-erreichbar-eine-revue-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3922088/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die Zukunft ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar\" is a major cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. Behind the piece are the authors Frank Lüdecke and Sören Sieg plus an ensemble with Christine Detmers, Ella Schneider, Dominik Büttner, Bettina C. Proske and Luca Fazioli. The revue humorously tackles the question of how to make sense of German and international politics, including topics like Trump and Putin. It features real people on stage, verbal wit, music and funnier forecasts about the future than anywhere else.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-zukunft-ist-vorubergehend-nicht-erreichbar-24707/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-zukunft-ist-voruebergehend-nicht-erreichbar-eine-revue-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3922088/?affiliate=VB1", "image": "https://noky.io/images/3f8cd7b1a60de18423bf64b026d01ba39a281ce21ddf2763cdc77e5941c6f7a5-600.webp"}, {"title": "Zu Risiken fragen Sie Ihre Nebenwirkungen", "start": "2026-10-21T20:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-02-25T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "A cabaret evening at the Kabarett-Theater Die Stachelschweine in Berlin. The Berlin house is behind the programme: while the chancellor is still occupied with the agricultural diesel rebate, the groundbreaking invention of two Berlin biology students triggers worldwide political entanglements.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkungen-15657/", "official_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/zu-risiken-fragen-sie-ihre-nebenwirkung-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-3920691/?affiliate=VB1&cityname=Berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/dc8061d39d6bfb6311d52b88c5c0aa8264b5e65a3ecfec4855d00b7cee5dd450-600.webp"}, {"title": "Die SchMERZtherapie", "start": "2026-10-29T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2027-01-14T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "ab 33,00 €", "price_from": "33.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/kabarett-distel/die-schmerztherapie-kabarett-theater-distel-3802180/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die SchMERZtherapie\" is a cabaret show at the Distel - Berliner Kabarett-Theater. Written by Timo Doleys with contributions by Martin Maier-Bode, Lorenz Meyer, Jens Neutag and Axel Pätz, and directed by Sebastian Wirnitzer, it follows a shrunken grand coalition whose MPs and the chancellor are sent to a therapy seminar of trust exercises and anger management, until the therapy robot runs off. On stage are Samia Dauenhauer, Timo Doleys and Jens Eulenberger, with live music from Falk Breitkreuz and Tilman Ritter.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-schmerztherapie-30415/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Die letzten Tage von Deutschland", "start": "2026-10-11T00:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-01-27T20:00:00+01:00", "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "ab 34,00 €", "price_from": "34.00", "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/artist/die-stachelschweine-berlin/die-letzten-tage-von-deutschland-kabarett-theater-die-stachelschweine-4188865/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "society/politics"], "description": "\"Die letzten Tage von Deutschland\" is a satirical stage show with music at the Die Stachelschweine cabaret theatre in Berlin. 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It parodies the smallest grand coalition ever, whose culture of debate has hit rock bottom, so three members of parliament are sentenced to pain therapy. The chancellor practices anger management too, until the therapy robot breaks down. 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On stage are cabaret artists Timo Doley and Karsten Kramer, cabaret performer Nancy Spiller, and musician Bianca Dolabella. The program is a hilarious take on Germany as a permanent building site, with rising health insurance contributions, growing national debt, and a quarreling coalition that keeps postponing reforms. The show runs about 100 minutes plus an intermission and delivers dense punchlines with gags straight from the source and jokes from free-range farming.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-30354/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter", "start": "2026-11-10T19:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12250", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "\"Die Rückkehr der Späti-Ritter\" is a cabaret revue at the Kabarett-Theater DISTEL in Berlin. It was written by Michael Frowin and Philipp Schaller, directed by Lilian Laeticia Haack, and features songs by Annamateur, Michael Krebs, Axel Pätz and others, performed by the theatre's ensemble. The satire is set in Wolle's late-night kiosk in the middle of Berlin's government quarter, where in 2026 a motley crowd – from stubborn pensioners to a professor fighting for an analogue life – comes to the capital to demonstrate against rather than with each other. Even an oddball named Friedrich Merz drops by to demand Wolle work a night shift although his kiosk is already open around the clock – the whole country's panopticon in one small kiosk, with a running time of about 2 hours 15 minutes including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-ruckkehr-der-spati-ritter-5431/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/die-rueckkehr-der-spaeti-ritter/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/75f0058c92eb58f48f1caffdf7bea23d68af6f684795506c8685acfb31726751-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Die Elefantenrunde mit Hajo Schumacher & Frank Stauss. 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According to the organizers it will be humorous, serious and highly entertaining, lasting about two hours with an intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/die-elefantenrunde-mit-hajo-schumacher-frank-stauss-zu-gast-4445/", "official_url": "https://diestachelschweine.de/programm-details/elefantenrunde-podcast-mit-hajo-schumacher-frank-stauss-mit-olaf-scholz-08-11-2026", "image": "https://noky.io/images/445c55dbdd9ea420e5c4fcda7b73023610befca0540faf451ed33d42263a9906-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Elefantenrunde Podcast live", "start": "2026-11-08T12:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Die Stachelschweine", "address": "Tauentzienstraße 9-12, 10789 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.komoedie-berlin.de/produktionen/sauerkohl-und-missetaten.html", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["society/politics"], "description": "The live podcast „Elefantenrunde“ records a talk round in front of an audience at the cabaret theatre Die Stachelschweine. The guest is former Federal Chancellor Olaf Scholz. The two „Elephants“, Hajo Schumacher and Frank Stauss, talk to him about the new North-South Commission, which he co-chairs together with Costa Rica's former President Laura Chinchilla, and about his long career in politics. As always, the discussion promises to be witty, serious and highly entertaining.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/elefantenrunde-podcast-live-20158/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/0967849c613a1dd612d1192adc63b37850ed0a5c8426f81c435c52816b8fe79a-600.webp"}, {"title": "Wie Grischa mit einer verwegenen Idee beinahe den Weltfrieden auslöste", "start": "2026-11-01T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-01T21:10:00+01:00", "place": "Deutsches Theater", "address": "Schumannstraße 13a, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://ticket.deutschestheater.de/eventim.webshop/webticket/shop?event=22094", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["stage/theatre/comedy", "history/gdr"], "description": "\"Wie Grischa mit einer verwegenen Idee beinahe den Weltfrieden auslöste\" is a German-German comedy staged as a world premiere on the Kammer stage of the Deutsches Theater, based on Jakob Hein's novel and directed by Wilke Weermann, running 1 hour 40 minutes without an intermission. Grischa Tannberg starts his first job at the State Planning Commission and, instead of practicing artful waiting, develops a plan for economic cooperation with the Democratic Republic of Afghanistan – involving an agricultural product that officials prefer not to mention too loudly. The audacious idea grows into a pilot project involving border troops, ministries and political leadership, raising the question of what happens when an absurd idea suddenly works. The play is about files, border crossings and big politics, and whether world history sometimes arises not from conviction but from jurisdiction, chance and the wrong person at the right desk.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/wie-grischa-mit-einer-verwegenen-idee-beinahe-den-weltfriede-4362/", "official_url": "https://www.deutschestheater.de/programm/produktionen/wie-grischa-mit-einer-verwegenen-idee-beinahe-den-weltfrieden-ausloeste", "image": "https://noky.io/images/b262b943da6d6969621b1c3f51e17681c091acbb3b657a372e2a8a5ea2c22d24-2000.webp"}, {"title": "The Kee News — News-Based Comedy Show", "start": "2026-11-07T16:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-07T17:50:00+01:00", "place": "The Wall Comedy Club Berlin", "address": "Grünberger Straße 84, 10245", "price": "Free", "price_from": "0.00", "price_to": "0.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/stand-up", "society/politics"], "description": "The Kee News is an English-language comedy show where comedians turn current headlines, politics and global madness into stand-up. The audience gets involved by writing down the news that matters to them, which is then discussed live on stage – from elections and scandals to everyday oddities. On stage are Ludwig Benecke, Tommy Ferrari, Sandy Jones and host The Kee, a comedian with 15 years of experience and creator of a YouTube late-night show. The show takes place at the Wall Comedy Club, a tribute to the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 that presents international comedy acts.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/the-kee-news-news-based-comedy-show-34064/", "official_url": "https://spotagig.eu/events/2026-11-07-the-kee-comedy-the-kee-news-news-based-comedy-show/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/0bc57c8d6b326604a384d3e616fdef6af8700264fbd0ceef813de4f6ad1abb98-2000.webp"}, {"title": "MUSK ON MARS", "start": "2026-11-07T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Heimathafen Neukölln", "address": "Karl-Marx-Straße 141, 12043 Berlin", "price": "20,00€ (ermäßigt 14,50€)", "price_from": "20.00", "price_to": "20.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/satire/political-satire"], "description": "„MUSK ON MARS“ is an interactive, interplanetary court show at Heimathafen Neukölln. Elon Musk has landed on Mars as the first human, but instead of terraforming the planet as he wishes, he must first answer some uncomfortable questions before the Martian immigration court. The audience, as the „Aufnahmegesellschaft Mars“, uses earth tweets to interrogate him about his past, while accusations from Grünheide and the internet come to the table and he defends his claims to power with pop music, AI fantasies and twisted promises. In the end the audience delivers the verdict on whether he may stay on Mars – comically and deadly serious at once, debating notions of freedom from the right and our own scope for action in post-democratic times.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/musk-on-mars-5421/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/3d284de263f5941b86143bb2b3e7ff883c65428bfc8af3778d096fe2fbc1ebbb-600.webp"}]}