{"title": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Bürgersaal Zehlendorf", "address": "Teltower Damm 18, 14163 Berlin", "price": "12 € (10 €)", "price_from": "12.00", "price_to": "12.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "history/berlin"], "description": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“ is a programme of couplets and cheeky rhymes from old Berlin. Frank Dittmer (recitation, song) and Johannes Gahl (piano) present uproariously funny rhymes in the folk style, from Glaßbrenner's „Nante“ to Bleibtreu's „Bier bleibt Bier“, combined with the tongue-in-cheek couplets of the great local composers and delightful piano wit. Along the way appear the unemployed odd-jobber and the barrel-organ man, the potato-dumpling eater and the moon man in purest Berlin idiom. The programme shows that the Berliner is hard to beat for self-irony, quick wit and cunning.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ick-sitze-hier-und-esse-klops-33447/", "official_url": "https://www.berlin.de/land/kalender/?detail=291496&ls=0&c=91&kategorie[8]=3&kategorie[11]=4&kategorie[12]=5&kategorie[17]=42&date_start=24.10.2026", "image": "https://noky.io/images/18ec7f4dbc8644aa89c3b893b0dcd782769051016edc4817b86f3ba18390dc59-1200.webp", "dates": [{"start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Bürgersaal Zehlendorf", "address": "Teltower Damm 18, 14163 Berlin", "tickets": ""}], "similar": [{"title": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturhaus Schwartzsche Villa, Salon", "address": "", "price": "12 € (10 €)", "price_from": "12.00", "price_to": "12.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["literature/poetry", "music/chanson"], "description": "A musical-literary evening of couplets and cheeky rhymes from old Berlin. Frank Dittmer (recitation, song) and Johannes Gahl (piano) present a highly amusing programme with local colour, ranging from Glaßbrenner's „Nante“ to Bleibtreu's „Bier bleibt Bier“, combining comically winking Berlin couplets by the great local composers with delightful piano pieces. Along the way appear the errand boy, the barrel-organ man, the meatball eater and the pub-goer in purest Berlin style.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ick-sitze-hier-und-esse-klops-57681/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/18ec7f4dbc8644aa89c3b893b0dcd782769051016edc4817b86f3ba18390dc59-1200.webp"}, {"title": "\"Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten\" Kabarett, satirisch, bissig mit Musik", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Stadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Wendenschloßstr. 103-105 12557", "price": "€25.00 / reduced: €20.00", "price_from": "25.00", "price_to": "25.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music"], "description": "A satirical, biting cabaret programme with music about Berlin and Berliners – and about what Köpenickers, Saxons, Swabians or members of parliament think of each other. It is performed and sung by Dagmar Jaeger, Sabine Matthes, Uwe Karpa and Olaf Schülke, with Bernd Wefelmeyer at the piano, who also wrote the book and music; the lyrics are by Ensikat, Ristock and Rascher. Berlin hits such as “Koffer in Berlin” are sure to feature.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/berlin-berliner-am-berlinsten-kabarett-satirisch-bissig-mit-34318/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Kabarett \"Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten\"", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Hauptmanns-Klub 103,5", "address": "Wendenschloßstraße 103-105, 12557 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/event/jan-uwe-rogge-matthias-jung-chill-mal-erziehungskabarett-berliner-kabarett-theater-die-wuehlmaeuse-20668838/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "music"], "description": "\"Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten\" is a cabaret programme with music. It promises satirical and biting entertainment. The event takes place at the Stadttheater Köpenick. No further details about the performers are given.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kabarett-berlin-berliner-am-berlinsten-33796/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/9d5ee23b576df3e4b2b1c8c215a79c71c8b5771f184df0f5d4cc3742850d7821-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Hans & Gina – Das Berliner Musikkabarett!", "start": "2026-11-07T18:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Dicke Paula", "address": "Schlieperstraße 69, 13507 Berlin-Tegel", "price": "frei, die Künstler sammeln!", "price_from": "0.00", "price_to": "0.00", "tickets_url": "http://gastronaut.ai/reservations/dickepaula/link/fbxve9gl", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music"], "description": "Hans & Gina – Das Berliner Musikkabarett! is a musical cabaret evening with live music at the Dicke Paula restaurant in Berlin-Tegel. Behind the program are Hans Reißner on piano and Gina Kahl-Reißner with vocals and as compère. It is about the big and small absurdities of everyday life, from the coming apocalypse and granny's meatballs to the love of music – sometimes funny, sometimes bitter, sometimes warm, with Berlin attitude and sharp lyrics. Seats are limited and reserving in advance is recommended; entry is free, with the artists collecting donations.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/hans-gina-das-berliner-musikkabarett-14447/", "official_url": "https://dicke-paula.de/events/hans-gina-berliner-musikkabarett-2026/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/02d91238110ff69e267e7e63e786b77716784dc8f6181485e572a3ea3e3d123f-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Genossen! Stillgestanden! – DDR-Comedy mit Bockwurst und Kartoffelsalat*", "start": "2026-11-01T12:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Showbühne Berlin", "address": "Köthener Straße 44, 10963", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://tickets.showbuehne.berlin/event/stillgestanden-ddr-comedy-mit-bockwurst-und-kart-4lxoad?eventId=6aa7db38cda4a777a6baff9e#main-container", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire", "history/gdr"], "description": "\"Genossen! Stillgestanden! – DDR-Comedy mit Bockwurst und Kartoffelsalat*\" is a comedy show about the \"good old\" GDR days, with Bockwurst and potato salad optionally bookable but not included in the ticket price. Under the strict – and definitely not voluntary – leadership of Sergeant Wichtig, supposedly the last surviving section officer of the German Democratic Mountain Republic, plain truths are spoken. With a sharp eye, dry humour and a good portion of East nostalgia, the show moves through quirky memories, absurd rules and the quirks of everyday life in the GDR. The former head of state also speaks up once more – with plenty of \"state-certified\" punchlines.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/genossen-stillgestanden-ddr-comedy-mit-bockwurst-und-kartoff-58012/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/9c7185998278443f5eff58553cb74992c5940ef7cbf117269f2410a077e50f06-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Wir sind nicht alt, aber sexxy!", "start": "2026-02-11T00:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-12-10T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "Altstadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "28 €", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "tickets_url": "https://plugin.vbotickets.com/plugin/events?s=c03c388b-47b2-4214-abdf-dca0a6ced7a2", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/satire"], "description": "\"Wir sind nicht alt, aber sexxy!\" is a musical-satirical cabaret programme at the Altstadttheater Köpenick. Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke, who once performed alongside Helga Hahnemann, and Margit Meller of the Frankfurt (Oder) cabaret \"Die Oderhähne\" play their aunts Trudchen and Irmchen. The two indestructible pensioners keep trying out new business ideas to top up their meagre widows' pensions — from market stalls to hired grandma duty at the parents' initiative \"Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakable optimism, they hold on to their motto: We are not old! But sexxy!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy-16973/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/210abfe9537fd2fbe1d2651da57a24e92ecb619b59d722e57cc38907f369bca4-600.webp"}, {"title": "Walter Sittler & Johann von Bülow: Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!", "start": "2026-11-01T18:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12046", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "history"], "description": "A cabaret-style reading evening titled \"Walter Sittler & Johann von Bülow: Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!\" at the Kabarett-Theater Distel. The two actors Walter Sittler and Johann von Bülow devote it to the world history of lying, from forged documents and the 19th-century con artists to the Berlin Wall. Following the success of their reading honoring Roger Willemsen and Dieter Hildebrandt at Hamburg's St. Pauli Theater, they are now on tour with this entertaining search for the truth about lies. The evening of scandalous untruths and sly intrigues lasts about two hours including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/walter-sittler-johann-von-bulow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwor-5438/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/walter-sittler-johann-von-buelow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwort/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/16d80caece1de67d870d6d71fb44222bb38d954b26157da7dbf08c928fbafca5-600.webp"}, {"title": "Kleinkunst-Cocktail", "start": "2026-11-01T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Zimmertheater Steglitz", "address": "Bornstraße 17, 12163 Berlin", "price": "19.- €", "price_from": "19.00", "price_to": "19.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music/chanson", "literature"], "description": "Kleinkunst-Cocktail is a show with changing guests from the broad field of small-stage arts, from cabaret and satire to literature and chanson. It is hosted by theatre director Günter Rüdiger, who presents guests on the first Sunday of each month. Guests in November include Michael Zehentner, Maria Jamborsky, Hendrik Bloch and Tanja Arenberg, among others. Humorous – versatile – unique!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kleinkunst-cocktail-8270/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Walter Sittler & Johann von Bülow: Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!", "start": "2026-11-01T18:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "26 € - 39 €", "price_from": "26.00", "price_to": "39.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "An evening with actors Walter Sittler and Johann von Bülow in the form of a reading with talk, lecture and podcast. Under the title 'Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!', they take the audience on an entertaining search for the truth about lying, as scandalous falsehoods and sneaky intrigues pave their way – the world history of the lie. The event takes place at the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater at Friedrichstraße 101 in Berlin.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/walter-sittler-johann-von-bulow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwor-30436/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/gastspiele/", "image": ""}, {"title": "Dagmar Gelbke mit Margit Meller „Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy“", "start": "2026-11-04T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturhaus Karlshorst", "address": "Treskowallee 112, 10318 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "A musical-satirical cabaret programme featuring the characters Trudchen and Irmchen. Cabaret artists Dagmar Gelbke and Margit Meller play two indestructible pensioners who keep trying new business schemes to top up their meagre widows' pensions – from a market stall to being a rent-a-granny at the parents' initiative „Genderblümchen\" to phone sex. With humour, cunning and unshakeable optimism, the two stand by their motto in life: \"Wir sind nicht alt! Aber sexxy!\" (We're not old! But sexxy!). The guest performance at Kulturhaus Karlshorst is noted as sold out.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexx-32469/", "official_url": "https://volkssolidaritaet-berlin.de/termine/dagmar-gelbke-mit-margit-meller-wir-sind-nicht-alt-aber-sexxy/?occurrence=04.+November+2026", "image": ""}, {"title": "Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen", "start": "2026-10-24T15:00:00+02:00", "end": "2026-12-27T00:00:00+01:00", "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "24,00 EUR - 39,00 EUR", "price_from": "24.00", "price_to": "39.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "\"Mit aller Kraft liegen lassen\" is a cabaret show by the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater subtitled \"Dauerbaustelle Deutschland\". On stage are cabaret artists Timo Doley and Karsten Kramer, cabaret performer Nancy Spiller, and musician Bianca Dolabella. The program is a hilarious take on Germany as a permanent building site, with rising health insurance contributions, growing national debt, and a quarreling coalition that keeps postponing reforms. The show runs about 100 minutes plus an intermission and delivers dense punchlines with gags straight from the source and jokes from free-range farming.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/mit-aller-kraft-liegen-lassen-30354/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Martinsgans in Berlin-Tegel – Martinsabend mit Hans & Gina", "start": "2026-11-11T18:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Dicke Paula", "address": "Schlieperstraße 69, 13507 Berlin-Tegel", "price": "Nur mit Reservierung, die Künstler sammeln!", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "http://gastronaut.ai/reservations/dickepaula/link/2brkr80p", "category": "food-drink", "tags": ["occasion/st-martin", "stage/cabaret", "food-drink"], "description": "A Martin's Day evening featuring goose dinner in Berlin-Tegel at Dicke Paula. A festive three-course menu is served, with Berlin musical cabaret on stage. Hans Reißner accompanies on piano, while Gina Kahl-Reißner takes care of vocals and compering. The evening opens the goose season, and seats are available by reservation only.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/martinsgans-in-berlin-tegel-martinsabend-mit-hans-gina-14452/", "official_url": "https://dicke-paula.de/events/martinsgans-in-berlin-tegel-2026/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/9442610a6b3d114815789e083e47a8ba8daf2840d3811d4d39f7892a3a9e27b9-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Kolja Keeberg & Hans-Peter Wodarz PALAZZO", "start": "2026-11-06T18:30:00+01:00", "end": "2027-03-07T18:00:00+01:00", "place": "Palazzo Berlin", "address": "Hertzallee 41 10787 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["food-drink/dinner", "stage/circus", "comedy"], "description": "PALAZZO is a dinner show staged in Berlin's nostalgic Spiegelpalast, a mirrored palace tent. It combines breathtaking acrobatics, grand comedy and rousing live music. A four-course menu by star chef Kolja Kleeberg is served alongside the performance. The show is presented by Kolja Kleeberg and Hans-Peter Wodarz.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kolja-keeberg-hans-peter-wodarz-palazzo-73481/", "official_url": "https://www.palazzo.org/berlin/de/home?source=bde", "image": ""}, {"title": "Ick & Berlin", "start": "2026-11-04T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Ratibor Theater", "address": "Cuvrystr. 20a 10997 Berlin", "price": "12-23 € je nach Wochentag und Ermäßigung", "price_from": "12.00", "price_to": "23.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/improv", "history/berlin"], "description": "\"Ick & Berlin Show überwiegend für Schulgruppen\" is an improv show all about Berlin. The improvisers of the Gorillas ask the audience for suggestions such as Berlin characters or neighbourhoods and improvise scenes and songs from them about 24 hours in Berlin. The result is funny, absurd, touching and different every time. The show lasts about 2x50 minutes plus a 15-minute break.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ick-berlin-7628/", "official_url": "https://www.ratibortheater.de/shows/ick-und-berlin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/6079bf67e0c2bae8b6a711109a37774fa99924cbf835dcf2fb1b908ed27ffc9b-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Ick & Berlin - Die Gorillas Improvisation Berlin", "start": "2026-10-10T00:00:00+02:00", "end": "2027-04-28T00:00:00+02:00", "place": "Ratibortheater", "address": "Cuvrystraße 20a, 10997 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/improv"], "description": "Ick & Berlin is an improvised show about the capital. The group Die Gorillas turns to the audience for prompts such as the most beautiful subway station, a favorite neighborhood, or a Berlin cliché. Scenes are played out on the spot at the Ratibortheater.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ick-berlin-die-gorillas-improvisation-berlin-16267/", "official_url": "https://www.die-gorillas.de/spielplan.html", "image": "https://noky.io/images/0ddeb3b0151514d53eb16deeeb631d13242f22b000cb84a20526a37495708eef-600.webp"}, {"title": "Comedy & Cocktails: Standup-Comedy-Show mit Profi-Comedians & Newcomern", "start": "2026-10-30T18:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "", "address": "", "price": "Eintritt frei (Spende erwünscht, Vorschlag: ca. 5-10 €)", "price_from": "0.00", "price_to": "0.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/stand-up"], "description": "COMITTY – Comedy & Cocktails is a standup comedy show with professional comedians and newcomers, held every Friday and Saturday at the bar \"Süss war gestern\" in Berlin-Friedrichshain. Entry is free, a donation (suggested around 5-10 €) is welcome, and the minimum age is 18. No two shows are alike, as a rotating lineup of comedians takes the stage, telling stories from their lives – sometimes funny, sometimes tragic, sometimes hilariously funny. With their comic perspectives on life they delight and astonish the audience, and the bar counter is never far away.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/comedy-cocktails-standup-comedy-show-mit-profi-comedians-new-22589/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/c860f66a1b08a83d1a36acb87adb16568cb2b49d1d4f28b89925392e673b48c1-600.webp"}]}