{"title": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturhaus Schwartzsche Villa, Salon", "address": "", "price": "12 € (10 €)", "price_from": "12.00", "price_to": "12.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["literature/poetry", "music/chanson"], "description": "A musical-literary evening of couplets and cheeky rhymes from old Berlin. Frank Dittmer (recitation, song) and Johannes Gahl (piano) present a highly amusing programme with local colour, ranging from Glaßbrenner's „Nante“ to Bleibtreu's „Bier bleibt Bier“, combining comically winking Berlin couplets by the great local composers with delightful piano pieces. Along the way appear the errand boy, the barrel-organ man, the meatball eater and the pub-goer in purest Berlin style.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ick-sitze-hier-und-esse-klops-57681/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/18ec7f4dbc8644aa89c3b893b0dcd782769051016edc4817b86f3ba18390dc59-1200.webp", "dates": [{"start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturhaus Schwartzsche Villa, Salon", "address": "", "tickets": ""}], "similar": [{"title": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Bürgersaal Zehlendorf", "address": "Teltower Damm 18, 14163 Berlin", "price": "12 € (10 €)", "price_from": "12.00", "price_to": "12.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "history/berlin"], "description": "„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“ is a programme of couplets and cheeky rhymes from old Berlin. Frank Dittmer (recitation, song) and Johannes Gahl (piano) present uproariously funny rhymes in the folk style, from Glaßbrenner's „Nante“ to Bleibtreu's „Bier bleibt Bier“, combined with the tongue-in-cheek couplets of the great local composers and delightful piano wit. Along the way appear the unemployed odd-jobber and the barrel-organ man, the potato-dumpling eater and the moon man in purest Berlin idiom. The programme shows that the Berliner is hard to beat for self-irony, quick wit and cunning.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/ick-sitze-hier-und-esse-klops-33447/", "official_url": "https://www.berlin.de/land/kalender/?detail=291496&ls=0&c=91&kategorie[8]=3&kategorie[11]=4&kategorie[12]=5&kategorie[17]=42&date_start=24.10.2026", "image": "https://noky.io/images/18ec7f4dbc8644aa89c3b893b0dcd782769051016edc4817b86f3ba18390dc59-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Hans & Gina – Das Berliner Musikkabarett!", "start": "2026-11-07T18:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Dicke Paula", "address": "Schlieperstraße 69, 13507 Berlin-Tegel", "price": "frei, die Künstler sammeln!", "price_from": "0.00", "price_to": "0.00", "tickets_url": "http://gastronaut.ai/reservations/dickepaula/link/fbxve9gl", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music"], "description": "Hans & Gina – Das Berliner Musikkabarett! is a musical cabaret evening with live music at the Dicke Paula restaurant in Berlin-Tegel. Behind the program are Hans Reißner on piano and Gina Kahl-Reißner with vocals and as compère. It is about the big and small absurdities of everyday life, from the coming apocalypse and granny's meatballs to the love of music – sometimes funny, sometimes bitter, sometimes warm, with Berlin attitude and sharp lyrics. Seats are limited and reserving in advance is recommended; entry is free, with the artists collecting donations.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/hans-gina-das-berliner-musikkabarett-14447/", "official_url": "https://dicke-paula.de/events/hans-gina-berliner-musikkabarett-2026/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/02d91238110ff69e267e7e63e786b77716784dc8f6181485e572a3ea3e3d123f-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Walter Sittler & Johann von Bülow: Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!", "start": "2026-11-01T18:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "DISTEL Kabarett-Theater", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101 10117 Berlin", "price": "26 € - 39 €", "price_from": "26.00", "price_to": "39.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett"], "description": "An evening with actors Walter Sittler and Johann von Bülow in the form of a reading with talk, lecture and podcast. Under the title 'Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!', they take the audience on an entertaining search for the truth about lying, as scandalous falsehoods and sneaky intrigues pave their way – the world history of the lie. The event takes place at the DISTEL Kabarett-Theater at Friedrichstraße 101 in Berlin.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/walter-sittler-johann-von-bulow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwor-30436/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/gastspiele/", "image": ""}, {"title": "Brecht-Haus Untergrund Die multiliterarische Keller-Revue", "start": "2026-11-12T19:30:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-12T21:00:00+01:00", "place": "Brecht-Haus", "address": "Chausseestraße 125, 10115 Berlin", "price": "6,- € / ermäßigt: 4,- €", "price_from": "6.80", "price_to": "6.80", "tickets_url": "https://tickets.lfbrecht.de/produkte/4287-tickets-brecht-haus-untergrund-die-multiliterarische-keller-revue-literaturforum-im-brecht-haus-berlin-am-12-11-2026", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["literature"], "description": "In the cellar of the Brecht-Haus, an evening is devoted to Berlin's literary life and its voices beyond the big markets and fairs. Authors, song poets, performers and musicians present literary texts of the city past and present, entirely without big discussion. The result is a mix of texts, music and performance, now and then spiced with videos or digital dialogues. This time the three guests are the poet Marion Poschmann, the writer Helga Kurzchalia and the indiepop poet Josepha Conrad, hosted by Martin Jankowski.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/brecht-haus-untergrund-die-multiliterarische-keller-revue-75807/", "official_url": "https://lfbrecht.de/event/brecht-haus-untergrund-die-multiliterarische-keller-revue-17/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/90f32d44b0e80078e4a674a0749621116a0d1240404f915e094ed95b1651c0c2-600.webp"}, {"title": "MARTINSGANS-ESSEN – Zusatztermin! –", "start": "2026-11-12T18:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "CAFÉ IM KUNSTHAUS DAHLEM", "address": "Käuzchensteig 12, 14195 Berlin", "price": "36,50 € pro Person (3-Gang-Menü, exklusive Getränke)", "price_from": "36.50", "price_to": "36.50", "tickets_url": "", "category": "food-drink", "tags": ["occasion/st-martin", "food-drink"], "description": "An evening centered on the traditional Martin's goose dinner, served with poems, stories and music. The café's team around Gerald Greh cooks a three-course meal with crispy goose leg, red cabbage and bread dumplings, preceded by soup and followed by dessert. Manfred Eisner recites humorous and thoughtful texts, joined by Ute Francesca Kannenberg (vocals) and Michael Gechter (guitar). For the artists, the hat is passed around at the end, with donations requested.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/martinsgans-essen-zusatztermin-13713/", "official_url": "https://www.cafe-im-kunsthaus-dahlem.de/event-details/martinsgans-essen-zusatztermin", "image": "https://noky.io/images/022600ef8dce4fbc1f012e26919457b96bccced939845ac77c4302cf7055c836-1200.webp"}, {"title": "\"Berlin, Berliner, am Berlinsten\" Kabarett, satirisch, bissig mit Musik", "start": "2026-10-31T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Stadttheater Köpenick", "address": "Wendenschloßstr. 103-105 12557", "price": "€25.00 / reduced: €20.00", "price_from": "25.00", "price_to": "25.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim.de/noapp/eventseries/2587215/", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music"], "description": "A satirical, biting cabaret programme with music about Berlin and Berliners – and about what Köpenickers, Saxons, Swabians or members of parliament think of each other. It is performed and sung by Dagmar Jaeger, Sabine Matthes, Uwe Karpa and Olaf Schülke, with Bernd Wefelmeyer at the piano, who also wrote the book and music; the lyrics are by Ensikat, Ristock and Rascher. Berlin hits such as “Koffer in Berlin” are sure to feature.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/berlin-berliner-am-berlinsten-kabarett-satirisch-bissig-mit-34318/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Walter Sittler & Johann von Bülow: Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!", "start": "2026-11-01T18:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kabarett-Theater Distel", "address": "Friedrichstraße 101, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": null, "price_to": null, "tickets_url": "https://shop.distel-berlin.de/webshop/webticket/shop?event=12046", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "history"], "description": "A cabaret-style reading evening titled \"Walter Sittler & Johann von Bülow: Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!\" at the Kabarett-Theater Distel. The two actors Walter Sittler and Johann von Bülow devote it to the world history of lying, from forged documents and the 19th-century con artists to the Berlin Wall. Following the success of their reading honoring Roger Willemsen and Dieter Hildebrandt at Hamburg's St. Pauli Theater, they are now on tour with this entertaining search for the truth about lies. The evening of scandalous untruths and sly intrigues lasts about two hours including one intermission.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/walter-sittler-johann-von-bulow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwor-5438/", "official_url": "https://distel-berlin.de/spielplan/event/walter-sittler-johann-von-buelow-ich-gebe-ihnen-mein-ehrenwort/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/16d80caece1de67d870d6d71fb44222bb38d954b26157da7dbf08c928fbafca5-600.webp"}, {"title": "MARTINSGANS IM MUSEUM (Zusatztermin!!!)", "start": "2026-11-10T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "CAFÉ IM KUNSTHAUS DAHLEM", "address": "Käuzchensteig 12, 14195 Berlin", "price": "39,- Euro pro Person (exklusive Getränke)", "price_from": "39.00", "price_to": "39.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "food-drink", "tags": ["music/jazz", "occasion/st-martin", "food-drink"], "description": "A Martin's goose dinner with three courses at the Café im Kunsthaus Dahlem, an extra date added due to high demand. The menu features a fine celeriac soup, crispy roast goose leg with homemade bread dumplings, red and kale cabbage and sauce, followed by a quark cream with orange and Cointreau, with matching wines on offer. Gentle live music comes from the duo Saitenhiebe, made up of Peter Wever and Michael Kaiser. Their repertoire spans swing, jazz and Latin, and the musicians welcome a small hat donation.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/martinsgans-im-museum-zusatztermin-13710/", "official_url": "https://www.cafe-im-kunsthaus-dahlem.de/event-details/martinsgans-im-museum-zusatztermin", "image": ""}, {"title": "Der Frühschoppen", "start": "2026-11-01T13:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kunstfabrik Schlot", "address": "Invalidenstraße 117, 10115 Berlin", "price": "frei/Spende", "price_from": "0.00", "price_to": "0.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["literature"], "description": "\"Der Frühschoppen\" is a reading with Andreas Scheffler, Hinark Husen, Susanne M. Riedel, Jürgen Witte and – sometimes – Horst Evers. Registration is recommended; with registration a seat is reserved. Entry is free, donations are welcome. Registration is possible until 30 minutes before the start.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/der-fruhschoppen-23486/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/09d9b9e34b8f23474f4c94a08f656218c47524b8b4af0b0f78b0273895863ebc-600.webp"}, {"title": "Kleinkunst-Cocktail", "start": "2026-11-01T19:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Zimmertheater Steglitz", "address": "Bornstraße 17, 12163 Berlin", "price": "19.- €", "price_from": "19.00", "price_to": "19.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "comedy", "tags": ["comedy/kabarett", "music/chanson", "literature"], "description": "Kleinkunst-Cocktail is a show with changing guests from the broad field of small-stage arts, from cabaret and satire to literature and chanson. It is hosted by theatre director Günter Rüdiger, who presents guests on the first Sunday of each month. Guests in November include Michael Zehentner, Maria Jamborsky, Hendrik Bloch and Tanja Arenberg, among others. Humorous – versatile – unique!", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kleinkunst-cocktail-8270/", "official_url": "", "image": ""}, {"title": "Kabarett & KZ - Lesung mit Thomas Schleissing-Niggemann", "start": "2026-10-30T18:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Ingeborg-Drewitz-Bibliothek", "address": "Grunewaldstraße 3, 12165 Berlin", "price": "frei", "price_from": "0.00", "price_to": "0.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["history/nazi-era", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "A reading by Thomas Schleissing-Niggemann about cabaret during the National Socialist era and in the concentration camps. It covers cabaret artists who were sent to concentration camps, cabaret in the camps as a showpiece of the SS and against fellow prisoners' depression, and cabaret as a weapon at the BBC. Admission is free; advance registration is requested by phone or email. The reading takes place at the Ingeborg-Drewitz-Bibliothek at Grunewaldstraße 3 in Berlin-Steglitz-Zehlendorf.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kabarett-kz-lesung-mit-thomas-schleissing-niggemann-32984/", "official_url": "https://www.berlin.de/land/kalender/index.php?detail=291634", "image": "https://noky.io/images/3a46a23a538461a0422296d06e18f60face2e5edfba75521128f2b5b4c2ed26a-600.webp"}, {"title": "Kiezpoeten – Clärchens Crime Slam", "start": "2026-11-01T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Clärchens Ballhaus", "address": "Auguststraße 24, 10117 Berlin", "price": "", "price_from": "12.00", "price_to": "20.00", "tickets_url": "https://tickets.kiezpoeten.com/events?q=royale", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["literature/spoken-word/poetry-slam"], "description": "A crime-themed poetry slam held in the mirrored hall of a historic ballroom in Berlin-Mitte. The series is run by the Kiezpoeten around Jesko, who since autumn 2026 have been staging shows there together with Clärchens. Poets perform self-written texts, the line-up is booked to fit the show and there is no open list. The series offers seasonal specials, with crime on the programme in autumn, alongside comedy, chocolate and erotic formats.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kiezpoeten-clarchens-crime-slam-31322/", "official_url": "", "image": "https://noky.io/images/52e984cccf43e527911b7bdbd23de560024f0a449db4d462bbc3a442eeff72df-1200.webp"}, {"title": "Kulturzeit in der Casa Carlotta mit Martingansessen nach alter Tradition", "start": "2026-11-11T18:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Casa Carlotta", "address": "", "price": "39,50 € / 29,50 € / 69,00 €", "price_from": "29.50", "price_to": "69.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "food-drink", "tags": ["literature/poetry", "music/jazz", "occasion/st-martin"], "description": "Casa Carlotta hosts its traditional Martingansessen, a Martinmas goose dinner, followed by a staged reading of Joachim Ringelnatz's poetry. The meal consists of pumpkin cream soup, roast goose with kale, red cabbage and dumplings, and a dessert buffet. The programme „Es wippt eine Lampe durch die Nacht“ was assembled by actor Hagen Möckel, who does not merely recite Ringelnatz's verses but performs them scenically, accompanied on piano by Svetlana Meskhi. Over two hours the audience gets stories of wanderlust and homesickness, sailor's yarn and the German poet's famous blend of nonsense and depth behind whose skurrile rhymes a melancholic undertone hides.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kulturzeit-in-der-casa-carlotta-mit-martingansessen-nach-alt-8795/", "official_url": "https://www.casa-carlotta.com/veranstaltungskalender-details/kulturzeit-in-der-casa-carlotta-mit-martingansessen-nach-alter-tradition-2.html", "image": "https://noky.io/images/7790fb07f3c96b65b0e80dd68838f00ea71407e22e48da84c57cc1364083d814-600.webp"}, {"title": "Alte Lieder – Traute Weisen - DERZEIT NICHT BUCHBAR; WIRD VERSCHOBEN", "start": "2026-11-01T16:00:00+01:00", "end": "2026-11-01T16:00:00+01:00", "place": "Zilles Stubentheater", "address": "Jägerstraße 4, 12555 Berlin", "price": "28€", "price_from": "28.00", "price_to": "28.00", "tickets_url": "https://www.eventim-light.com/de/a/5a5f4f6f98014304df4ac6d7/s/6609423d25becd31e479048a", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["music/folk", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "“Alte Lieder – Traute Weisen” is a theatrical cabaret evening featuring the programme “Küchenlieder”. Actresses Jutta Kausch and Marion Reck sing while peeling potatoes in an old-Berlin kitchen setting, accompanied by Stefanie Rediske at the piano. The programme includes street ballads, folk songs and old-fashioned moral sayings from the “good old days”, which may not have been so good after all. Guests sit at small tables right in front of the stage and can enjoy wine, coffee and cake while being transported back in time.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/alte-lieder-traute-weisen-derzeit-nicht-buchbar-wird-verscho-8224/", "official_url": "https://zilles-stubentheater.de/event/alte-lieder-traute-weisen-12/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/f29885647248be26114196acacfe3f7601f335ac93c2bf4e50e7e36671ba088c-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Kantinenlesen", "start": "2026-10-31T20:00:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Alte Kantine", "address": "Knaackstraße 97, 10435 Berlin", "price": "13 €", "price_from": "13.00", "price_to": "13.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "talks-readings", "tags": ["literature"], "description": "Kantinenlesen is a reading of a special kind at the Alte Kantine. It is staged by the Berlin reading groups LSD, Surfpoeten, Chaussee der Enthusiasten and Reformbühne Heim & Welt, joined by guests. They offer their best pieces, ranging from texts, poems and scenes to stories, radio plays and songs. Audiences hear and see entertaining work by seasoned authors and by Berlin's literary hopefuls.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/kantinenlesen-6753/", "official_url": "https://alte-kantine.eu/portfolio/kantinenlesen-10/", "image": "https://noky.io/images/760b794a95789664264073f376ccae3a30618b8281d04639e92cbfc34aad7f4f-2000.webp"}, {"title": "Heinrich Zille trifft Claire Waldoff", "start": "2026-11-07T16:30:00+01:00", "end": null, "place": "Kulturzentrum Staaken", "address": "Sandstraße 41, 13593 Berlin", "price": "10 €", "price_from": "10.00", "price_to": "10.00", "tickets_url": "", "category": "theatre", "tags": ["history/berlin", "stage/cabaret"], "description": "A staged musical evening about Heinrich Zille and Claire Waldoff, two friends of 'Old Berlin' whose love for the city, its people and its language connected them. Sigrid Grajek presents stories and songs and this time takes on both roles, as Albrecht Hoffman cannot appear. The performance follows these true Berliners – one from Saxony, the other from the Ruhr area – through a night of the early 20th century. Their pub crawls were legendary.", "url": "https://noky.io/en/berlin/events/heinrich-zille-trifft-claire-waldoff-26936/", "official_url": "https://www.kulturzentrum-staaken.de/index.php/component/spsimpleportfolio/item/42-heinrich-zille-trifft-claire-waldoff-07-11?Itemid=0", "image": "https://noky.io/images/7d0df3d66cd5046e1bca1476f5849f450cc3668401c0e15cb48996c38b471f02-600.webp"}]}