# „Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“

„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“ at Kulturhaus Schwartzsche Villa, Salon, Saturday 31 October 2026, 19:00.

- Price: 12 €
- Venue: Kulturhaus Schwartzsche Villa, Salon
- With: Frank Dittmer, Johannes Gahl
- Go to page: https://www.berlin.de/land/kalender/index.php?detail=291496&ls=0&c=11&date_start=29.10.2026

![„Ick sitze hier und esse Klops“](https://noky.io/images/18ec7f4dbc8644aa89c3b893b0dcd782769051016edc4817b86f3ba18390dc59-1200.webp)

A musical-literary evening of couplets and cheeky rhymes from old Berlin. Frank Dittmer (recitation, song) and Johannes Gahl (piano) present a highly amusing programme with local colour, ranging from Glaßbrenner's „Nante“ to Bleibtreu's „Bier bleibt Bier“, combining comically winking Berlin couplets by the great local composers with delightful piano pieces. Along the way appear the errand boy, the barrel-organ man, the meatball eater and the pub-goer in purest Berlin style.

## Dates

- Saturday 31 October 19:00 — Kulturhaus Schwartzsche Villa, Salon

Written by a model, sources: [berlin.de](https://www.berlin.de/land/kalender/index.php?detail=291496&ls=0&c=11&date_start=28.10.2026)

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