# I Bought a Flip Phone

I Bought a Flip Phone at Theatre503, Thursday 5 November 2026, until 7 Nov.

- Venue: Theatre503, The 503Studio, Moat Street, Nine Elms, London
- With: Panos Kandunias
- Get tickets: https://theatre503.com/whats-on/
- Go to page: https://theatre503.com/whats-on/i-bought-a-flip-phone/

![I Bought a Flip Phone](https://noky.io/images/3c7a592bfa6de171666550053989f4bee2b78178aa08c6869dab417890f6cbbe-2000.webp)

A solo comedy play written and performed by Panos Kandunias, presented by Peej Productions and Panos Kandunias. It follows Charlie, who is sick of his iPhone and, for his 27th birthday, buys an old-school flip phone hoping that will fix everything. The show is a hilarious, heartfelt dive into digital burnout, raunchy texts from men, and the feeling of waiting for your life to start. It runs 60 minutes with no interval and is recommended for ages 16+.

## Dates

- Thursday 5 November until 7 Nov — Theatre503

Written by a model, sources: [theatre503.com](https://theatre503.com/whats-on/i-bought-a-flip-phone/)

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