# Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You

Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You at Hackney Empire, Friday 30 October 2026, 20:00.

- Price: £20–35
- Venue: Hackney Empire, Mare Street 291, E8 1EJ London
- With: Tez Ilyas
- Go to page: https://www.hackneyempire.co.uk/events/tez-ilyas-tez-things-i-hate-about-you

![Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You](https://noky.io/images/7c18db1fc41bd9495a28bf33c1fed2d7eae494e6f8c0bcb569f49563bd01ad51-1200.webp)

A stand-up comedy show at the Hackney Empire, recommended for ages 18 and over, running about one hour and 30 minutes including a 20 minute interval. Comedian Tez Ilyas, seen in Man Like Mobeen, Live at the Apollo and Fighting Talk and author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 ¾, brings his brand-new tour to the stage. The UK's leading de-influencer promises fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories in his trademark smart, silly and subversive humour, delivered fresh from travelling the world as a top husband and bunny-stepdad. The show is presented by UTC Live, and filming or photography during it is strictly not allowed.

## Dates

- Friday 30 October 20:00 — Hackney Empire

Written by a model, sources: [hackneyempire.co.uk](https://www.hackneyempire.co.uk/events/tez-ilyas-tez-things-i-hate-about-you)

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