# Thou Shalt Sit The F*** Down

Thou Shalt Sit The F*** Down at King's Head, Sunday 8 November 2026, 19:00.

- Venue: King's Head, Upper Street 115, N1 1QN London
- With: BeWry Productions
- Get tickets: https://kingsheadtheatre.com/spektrix/ChooseSeats?EventInstanceId=502402APCGDJNJJHCLDVBMCVBDPPJLSSN
- Go to page: https://kingsheadtheatre.com/whats-on/thou-shalt-sit-the-f-down-7y68

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"Thou Shalt Sit The F*** Down" is a sharp queer one-person comedy drama about children's entertainment, running 60 minutes and recommended for ages 16 and over. Written by Ben Everett Riley, who also performs as Will, it is presented by BeWry Productions and directed by Ryan Graham Hinds. Will is a booked-out professional who sticks to his "10 commandments", until his boss makes him train a gorgeous twinky newbie and his firm routine starts to wobble. Loosely based on real experiences, the filthy comedy features Australian daddies, pretentious kids and bubbles.

## Dates

- Sunday 8 November 19:00 — King's Head

Written by a model, sources: [kingsheadtheatre.com](https://kingsheadtheatre.com/whats-on/thou-shalt-sit-the-f-down-7y68)

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