# Thou Shalt Sit The F*** Down

Thou Shalt Sit The F*** Down at King's Head Theatre, Sunday 8 November 2026, 19:00.

- Venue: King's Head Theatre, Upper Street 116P, London
- Get tickets: https://kingsheadtheatre.com/spektrix/ChooseSeats?EventInstanceId=502402APCGDJNJJHCLDVBMCVBDPPJLSSN
- Go to page: https://kingsheadtheatre.com/whats-on/thou-shalt-sit-the-f-down-7y68

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'Thou Shalt Sit The F*** Down' is a queer comedy drama, written by Ben Everett Riley and presented by BeWry Productions, directed by Ryan Graham Hinds, with Riley playing Will. It follows Will, the professional entertainer, booked every weekend and guided by his '10 commandments', whose rulebook is thrown out the window when his boss makes him train an opinionated newbie. Loosely based on real experiences, it features Australian daddies, assertive agents and bubbles, in a sharp queer comedy about an expiring entertainer trying to age gracefully. It runs 60 minutes and is for ages 16 and over.

## Dates

- Sunday 8 November 19:00 — King's Head Theatre

Written by a model, sources: [kingsheadtheatre.com](https://kingsheadtheatre.com/whats-on/thou-shalt-sit-the-f-down-7y68)

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