# I Can Steal Your Mother

I Can Steal Your Mother at The Brick, Friday 30 October 2026, 20:00.

- Price: $25–50
- Venue: The Brick, Metropolitan Avenue 579, 11211 Brooklyn
- With: Max Wittert
- Get tickets: https://ci.ovationtix.com/122/production/1285728
- Go to page: https://www.bricktheater.com/event/i-can-steal-your-mother/2026-10-30/

![I Can Steal Your Mother](https://noky.io/images/cb7f736891c923625b8434255f07181c21188176f7ac95f17a8b376b10c28379-2000.webp)

I Can Steal Your Mother is a fully-illustrated comedy hour at The Brick Theater. It is written, performed, and illustrated by artist and comedian Max Wittert, with direction by Peter Smith. Composed of over 1,200 original drawings, this autobiographical surreal storytime cruises through Wittert's personal timeline, including haunting memories of French Toast, neurotic freeway fantasies, and reincarnated goddesses. The show runs 65 minutes.

## Dates

- Friday 30 October 20:00 — The Brick
- Saturday 31 October 20:00 — The Brick
- Sunday 1 November 15:00 — The Brick
- Thursday 5 November 20:00 — The Brick
- Friday 6 November 20:00 — The Brick
- Saturday 7 November 20:00 — The Brick
- Sunday 8 November 15:00 — The Brick
- Thursday 12 November 20:00 — The Brick
- Friday 13 November 20:00 — The Brick
- Saturday 14 November 20:00 — The Brick
- Sunday 15 November 15:00 — The Brick

Written by a model, sources: [bricktheater.com](https://www.bricktheater.com/event/i-can-steal-your-mother/2026-11-15/)

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