Things to do in Berlin this week

Friday Funnies: stand-up comedy in English, in Berlin.

Begegnungscafé: Open meeting of the congregation.

Schriftlich, in dreifacher Ausfertigung: crime comedy.

SIXX PAXX: male revue with acrobatics and strong vocals.

The field: dance theatre by the DOCKeleven Junior Company.

»Klänge und Signale«: workshop on how sound becomes signal.

Asphaltnacht: a night of rock'n'roll in Berlin.

When the Cat Comes: Vojtěch Jasný's film about a magic cat.

AK Kind und Familie: meeting on family health.

Schatzi, wir müssen reden: Q&A with xHain's treasurer.

Open day at NABU Berlin: see conservation up close.

Secrets of the Britzer Garten: tour with Dirk Kuring.

Guided tour of the exhibition Entfaltung der Farbe.

The Mask: Jim Carrey's comedy with Cameron Diaz.

Mieterberatung: free advice for tenants.

Friday: a club night of music and dancing at The Door.

Private club night, entry via guest list only.

Parkett frei für Tegel: ballroom dance event.

Dress rehearsal of the play Pension Schöller.

»We Suck«: vampire operetta by Anarchie.

Die Totenschmecker: exploitation film of rural horror.

Live Music: local bands at Belushi's bar.

Warning strike demo in the metal and electrical industry.

Plattensammlung: a guided walk through Hellersdorf.

Krabbelgruppe: play and exchange for babies and parents.

Sitzgymnastik: one-hour gymnastics while seated.

Ökomarkt Lausitzer Platz: organic food and meeting point.

Rommé and Canasta: sociable card games, everyone welcome.

Wii-Gruppe: play the Wii together in the afternoon.

Textil-Reparatur und Upcycling: family workshop.

Kids make their own lanterns at the Potpourri.

BENN Kiezcafé: Drinks, snacks, free entry.

Clothing swap party: new treasures without money.

Japanese Bookmaking: bind your own notebook from old paper.

Wisdom and Compassion: guided tour of Asian art.

Alles Fassade?: Architecture tour of the Humboldt Forum.

Hajo Schumacher: Merkel's laws of power.

Hiroshima, Nagasaki and IPPNW: a lecture.

Creative offer for children in Polish: painting & origami.

Overview tour: Susan Hiller, KOO JEONG A, Rafik Greiss.